Once upon a time, there was a magical land, where mushrooms grew on rooftops and penguins danced by the fire. All they ate was bubble gum, and there was a rainbow every day. The only thing was, that there was a great sadness in this land, because of inflation and a communist government. One day, the magical fairy name Evelyn came, promising to free the land of their problems. They impeached Buddy Badger and elected her as their Prime Minister, but, her promises for election were empty and her solution to inflation was more taxes. They had secret underground meetings every night, and one day they all packed up and left for Peru.