To make the perfect college dropout, you must start with a straight A highschool student. Then take a bowl out. To make the frosting you must, first add a taste of alcohol. Then a wink of doubt, topped with a flurry of bad friends. Mix until bad ideas form. Then take a pan, Take a pile of parties, mixed with a heap of more alcohol. Heat this with the simmer of a couple disappointed, enraged parents overnight. Now you are the emperor of late nights. After this wake up and dash a couple of streaks of fails. Now take the mixture of the taste of alcohol and the wink of doubt combined with the flurry of bad friends, Then frost the pastry. The only problem is there’s no icing on this cake of a story.
The recipe of a college dropout
January 17, 2018