A Failing Class

January 17, 2018
By Derrk SILVER, Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
Derrk SILVER, Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
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Ingredients:

A wink of procrastination

The I don’t care attitude

Having an acre full of uncompleted homework assignments

A dash of never studying

A dab of jake king

An era of sleeping in class

A case of no effort

  Directions:

First to start it off, you show up to class and not pay any attention.

Then add an era of sleeping in class to the mix of it.

Next grab a case of no effort involved so that you show the I don’t care attitude to the teachers. (Warning, teachers might get frustrated at you, but keep the process going.)

Once you do this, you will see the acre of past due homework assignments that are still uncompleted.

Then realization hits you once you see the stack of homework and procrastination starts to close in on you.

You will begin to realize that the quizzes and tests that you get no longer make sense anymore, so you add a dash of never studying the material just so that it will never make sense.

Once all of this happens, you add a dab of jake king into the pot of it then you know your grade will not come back up.

This is how to fail a class in a matter of weeks.



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