BOYS, I AM PREGNANT!

October 2, 2009
By Anj16 GOLD, Eagan, Minnesota
Anj16 GOLD, Eagan, Minnesota
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“I think I’m pregnant.” Paul declared.

And the boys started laughing.

“That’s fat, kid. That’s fat.” Jared said to Paul.

“I’m serious.” There was genuine panic in his eyes now. “Yesterday I was a sick pack! How can my belly turn like this in one night? That’s ridiculous. I vomited this morning, too, and I have this craving for Chipotle. I am pregnant.”

The boys looked at him as a crowd might at a heretic.

“Are you serious?” Sean tipped his hat up and adjusted his bangs.

“Dead serious.”

“You’re a boy.”

“Who said I wasn’t?”

He looked incredulous. “Boys don’t get pregnant.”

“I think one might consider this a special case.”

The boys looked totally shocked. “You’re pregnant?”

“Yes.”

Strained silence fell at once.

“You’re really pregnant?” Dan asked again.

“Yes.”

“But . . . but.” He shook his head.

The clock ticked, making the atmosphere tenser.

But Paul laughed, thumped his belly and got the pillow out his shirt. “Oh my God! The funniest thing! I’m just kidding!”

All at once the boys wrestled him.


The author's comments:
Haha this is true story.

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on Apr. 16 2010 at 9:40 am
SecretNonConformist SILVER, Marblehead, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
The only thing necessary for the triumph of
evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

"Bless the children, give them triumph, now!"
Aeschylus, The Libation Bearers

hilarious!!

molen08 said...
on Jan. 18 2010 at 8:56 am
that was absolutely funny :)

on Dec. 25 2009 at 1:00 am
SerenityMine BRONZE, Not Saying, California
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That was hilarious! Pure genious. :D

on Dec. 12 2009 at 11:22 pm
CanYouSeeTheCrazy PLATINUM, Cle Elum, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
"I know why everyone in this world is so desperate to find love."
"Oh yeah? Why then?"
"Because, it's the closest thing we have to magic."

oh my gosh, that was funnier than a koala in a mole hole!! that really was hilarious. being true just makes it even more so.

on Dec. 3 2009 at 6:45 pm
SpaceKing800 GOLD, Glen Rock, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
"We especially need imagination in science. It is not all mathematics, nor all logic, but is somewhat beauty and poetry"- Maria Mitchell

This is beyond hilarious!

You really got me!

casey261 GOLD said...
on Dec. 3 2009 at 3:39 pm
casey261 GOLD, Hainesport, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

loved it. it made me laugh so much!

on Oct. 28 2009 at 5:13 pm
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
54 articles 2 photos 748 comments

Favorite Quote:
Whoever laughs first has the sickest mind.

hahaha. wow.

on Oct. 28 2009 at 2:20 pm
twilighter_360 GOLD, NYOB, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
"A bird dosen't sing because it has an answer.A bird sings because it has a song." -- Maya Angelou

"Give peace a chance." --John Lennon

OMG that is HILARIOUS

on Oct. 27 2009 at 9:05 pm
KiraKira PLATINUM, Cardiff By The Sea, California
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Favorite Quote:
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love -Albus Dumbledore

This is amazing. By amazing I mean ridiculously funny! lol :)

Anj16 GOLD said...
on Oct. 24 2009 at 6:34 pm
Anj16 GOLD, Eagan, Minnesota
19 articles 0 photos 74 comments
lol this is true story

on Oct. 23 2009 at 8:03 pm
Fix_A_Heart BRONZE, Yuma, Arizona
2 articles 0 photos 5 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
"You can Bandage the damage, but you never really can fix a heart!"

that was hilarious


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