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“I think I’m pregnant.” Paul declared.

And the boys started laughing.

“That’s fat, kid. That’s fat.” Jared said to Paul.

“I’m serious.” There was genuine panic in his eyes now. “Yesterday I was a sick pack! How can my belly turn like this in one night? That’s ridiculous. I vomited this morning, too, and I have this craving for Chipotle. I am pregnant.”

The boys looked at him as a crowd might at a heretic.

“Are you serious?” Sean tipped his hat up and adjusted his bangs.

“Dead serious.”

“You’re a boy.”

“Who said I wasn’t?”

He looked incredulous. “Boys don’t get pregnant.”

“I think one might consider this a special case.”

The boys looked totally shocked. “You’re pregnant?”

“Yes.”

Strained silence fell at once.

“You’re really pregnant?” Dan asked again.

“Yes.”

“But . . . but.” He shook his head.

The clock ticked, making the atmosphere tenser.

But Paul laughed, thumped his belly and got the pillow out his shirt. “Oh my God! The funniest thing! I’m just kidding!”

All at once the boys wrestled him.



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molen08 said...
Jan. 18, 2010 at 8:56 am:
that was absolutely funny :)
 
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Ellie_Michelle said...
Dec. 25, 2009 at 1:00 am:
That was hilarious! Pure genious. :D
 
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soccercrazy said...
Dec. 12, 2009 at 11:22 pm:
oh my gosh, that was funnier than a koala in a mole hole!! that really was hilarious. being true just makes it even more so.
 
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SpaceKing800 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Dec. 3, 2009 at 6:45 pm:
This is beyond hilarious!
You really got me!
 
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ashley2055 said...
Dec. 3, 2009 at 3:39 pm:
loved it. it made me laugh so much!
 
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~*The-Broken-Hearted-Girl*~ said...
Oct. 28, 2009 at 5:13 pm:
hahaha. wow.
 
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Dara R. said...
Oct. 28, 2009 at 2:20 pm:
OMG that is HILARIOUS
 
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KiraKira said...
Oct. 27, 2009 at 9:05 pm:
This is amazing. By amazing I mean ridiculously funny! lol :)
 
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Anj16 said...
Oct. 24, 2009 at 6:34 pm:
lol this is true story
 
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Yesenia said...
Oct. 23, 2009 at 8:03 pm:
that was hilarious
 
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