BOYS, I AM PREGNANT!

October 2, 2009
By Anj16 GOLD, Eagan, Minnesota
Anj16 GOLD, Eagan, Minnesota
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“I think I’m pregnant.” Paul declared.

And the boys started laughing.

“That’s fat, kid. That’s fat.” Jared said to Paul.

“I’m serious.” There was genuine panic in his eyes now. “Yesterday I was a sick pack! How can my belly turn like this in one night? That’s ridiculous. I vomited this morning, too, and I have this craving for Chipotle. I am pregnant.”

The boys looked at him as a crowd might at a heretic.

“Are you serious?” Sean tipped his hat up and adjusted his bangs.

“Dead serious.”

“You’re a boy.”

“Who said I wasn’t?”

He looked incredulous. “Boys don’t get pregnant.”

“I think one might consider this a special case.”

The boys looked totally shocked. “You’re pregnant?”

“Yes.”

Strained silence fell at once.

“You’re really pregnant?” Dan asked again.

“Yes.”

“But . . . but.” He shook his head.

The clock ticked, making the atmosphere tenser.

But Paul laughed, thumped his belly and got the pillow out his shirt. “Oh my God! The funniest thing! I’m just kidding!”

All at once the boys wrestled him.


The author's comments:
Haha this is true story.

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MADDO SILVER said...
on Oct. 30 2015 at 6:53 am
MADDO SILVER, MUMBAI, Other
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Hahahaha.....nice one :)

on Oct. 26 2012 at 9:58 am
NoMercy666 BRONZE, Goose Creek, South Carolina
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I can't even...

on Aug. 21 2012 at 9:13 am
KnitsandPurls GOLD, Mahtomedi, Minnesota
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Wher in the world did you get the idea for this story? utterly random, but kinda cute.

on Mar. 27 2012 at 7:47 pm
Crazy_Hamster, StalkerVille, Maine
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That is an amazing little story thing haha I loved it! Great job!

on Mar. 21 2012 at 3:49 pm
PrincessClaire BRONZE, Fayetteville, North Carolina
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I honestly thought that was kind of weird, but it was written well

on Mar. 20 2012 at 10:17 pm
LittleOldMe SILVER, Kitty Hawk, North Carolina
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Oh. Haha. I thought you were serious for a moment there. I have never felt so relieved in my entire life after reading something like this.

on Jan. 14 2012 at 3:19 am
kate12345me GOLD, Sydney, Other
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"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on."

I don't really get this, but it's funny I guess.

on Dec. 23 2011 at 8:31 am
austenite77 GOLD, Appleton, Wisconsin
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I like short little funny stories like that

on Dec. 1 2011 at 12:25 pm
ManekiNeko SILVER, Cincinnati, Ohio
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I totally saw that coming, but that didn't make it any less funny!

on Nov. 9 2011 at 9:48 pm
Miki-chan BRONZE, Waynesboro, Mississippi
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Oh, this was so funny! I thought it was going to be a freaky dream for a minute there.

on Sep. 4 2011 at 3:18 pm
zadiekatie23 PLATINUM, Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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I love it when written words can make me laugh since it is so rare

on Sep. 4 2011 at 9:22 am
singinginthegardn GOLD, Cowell, Massachusetts
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That made me smile.. :)

on Aug. 28 2011 at 9:57 am
JoPepper PLATINUM, Annandale, Virginia
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Oh god that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying!!!!! :D

on Aug. 13 2011 at 5:14 pm
billgamesh11 BRONZE, Grafton, Massachusetts
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Haha! That was hilarious!!!:):):);)

on Jul. 22 2011 at 7:29 pm
isagrecia BRONZE, Ocoee, Florida
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That really funny lol.

on Jun. 30 2011 at 10:38 pm
kyokofirealice1 BRONZE, Tampa, Florida
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...its sad how people we know turn into people we knew; when you walk right past someone and pretend like they were never a big part of your life.

omg!!! that was so funny!!! now my only question is...did that really happen? or did this senario come from your imagination?

on Jun. 14 2011 at 12:11 pm
Alex_Durham GOLD, Vineland, New Jersey
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haha that's hilarious!!!(i thought it was funny how two of the guys had names from twilight... i don't think that was intentional though... oh well) it was funny anyway :-)

on May. 17 2011 at 1:43 pm
Jean16Bean PLATINUM, Batavia, New York
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I was so confused! Then I got to the end and got it. It was funny!

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on May. 17 2011 at 11:10 am
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This is Hilarious!!!! that freaked me out for a second.

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on Apr. 25 2011 at 5:06 pm
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This is hilarious!!! nice work. check out my story: Precarious Pursuit. 


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