Marvel Chat-room #1 Loki meets Deadpool!

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=[Loki Laufeyson has entered the chatroom]

[Loki Laufeyson has become Loki]

[Deadpool has entered chatroom]

Loki: …
Deadpool: Who’re you
Loki: I am Loki of Asguard you mewling quim! >:(
Deadpool: You seem like the kind of guy I’d be hired to kill. Have I killed you before?
Loki: *Rolls eyes* Like I would let a mere mortal like you kill me. How stupid are you humans?
Deadpool: Says the obviously stupid one :P
Loki: I am not stupid you prattling mortal! I AM A GOD!! AND YOU SHALL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
Deadpool: O_o lay off the coffee man! Hulk was right! You are a nut case. Weirdo. Mad as a box of cats. Screwy in the head. You’re almost crazier than the Looney Tunes!
Loki: -_- Whatever. Your stupidity is tiring.
Deadpool: And you are a full scale diva. I’d almost compare you to Britney Spears, but she’s hot. You’re just… *cringes*
Loki: You like to run your mouth, don’t you mortal?
Deadpool: I’m Marvels merc with a mouth. Yappin’ on is sort of my job or something
Loki: What is this merc you speak of?
Deadpool: And you claim you’re not stupid? A merc is a mercenary, and a mercenary is a person who is paid to stab someone in the back. Literally
Loki: I like the sound of that
Deadpool: Killing people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: Maybe you’re not that bad after all. Ever killed people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: … how many?
Loki: Over 50 in one day
Deadpool: I like you
Loki: Well I don’t like you

[Tony Stark has entered the chatroom]

[Tony Stark has become Tony]

Tony: BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki: O_o

[Loki has left the chatroom]

Deadpool: …
Tony: Haha I got some *hic* vodka! Want some?
Deadpool: … Is it the good stuff?
Tony: *Hic* Yeah! It’s the reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyy good stuff ;D
Deadpool: I’ll be right there!

[Deadpool has left the chatroom]

Tony: *Hic* tehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony has left the chatroom]
[Loki Laufeyson has entered the chatroom]

[Loki Laufeyson has become Loki]

[Deadpool has entered chatroom]

Loki: …
Deadpool: Who’re you
Loki: I am Loki of Asguard you mewling quim! >:(
Deadpool: You seem like the kind of guy I’d be hired to kill. Have I killed you before?
Loki: *Rolls eyes* Like I would let a mere mortal like you kill me. How stupid are you humans?
Deadpool: Says the obviously stupid one :P
Loki: I am not stupid you prattling mortal! I AM A GOD!! AND YOU SHALL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
Deadpool: O_o lay off the coffee man! Hulk was right! You are a nut case. Weirdo. Mad as a box of cats. Screwy in the head. You’re almost crazier than the Looney Tunes!
Loki: -_- Whatever. Your stupidity is tiring.
Deadpool: And you are a full scale diva. I’d almost compare you to Britney Spears, but she’s hot. You’re just… *cringes*
Loki: You like to run your mouth, don’t you mortal?
Deadpool: I’m Marvels merc with a mouth. Yappin’ on is sort of my job or something
Loki: What is this merc you speak of?
Deadpool: And you claim you’re not stupid? A merc is a mercenary, and a mercenary is a person who is paid to stab someone in the back. Literally
Loki: I like the sound of that
Deadpool: Killing people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: Maybe you’re not that bad after all. Ever killed people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: … how many?
Loki: Over 50 in one day
Deadpool: I like you
Loki: Well I don’t like you

[Tony Stark has entered the chatroom]

[Tony Stark has become Tony]

Tony: BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki: O_o

[Loki has left the chatroom]

Deadpool: …
Tony: Haha I got some *hic* vodka! Want some?
Deadpool: … Is it the good stuff?
Tony: *Hic* Yeah! It’s the reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyy good stuff ;D
Deadpool: I’ll be right there!

[Deadpool has left the chatroom]

Tony: *Hic* tehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony has left the chatroom]
[Loki Laufeyson has entered the chatroom]

[Loki Laufeyson has become Loki]

[Deadpool has entered chatroom]

Loki: …
Deadpool: Who’re you
Loki: I am Loki of Asguard you mewling quim! >:(
Deadpool: You seem like the kind of guy I’d be hired to kill. Have I killed you before?
Loki: *Rolls eyes* Like I would let a mere mortal like you kill me. How stupid are you humans?
Deadpool: Says the obviously stupid one :P
Loki: I am not stupid you prattling mortal! I AM A GOD!! AND YOU SHALL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
Deadpool: O_o lay off the coffee man! Hulk was right! You are a nut case. Weirdo. Mad as a box of cats. Screwy in the head. You’re almost crazier than the Looney Tunes!
Loki: -_- Whatever. Your stupidity is tiring.
Deadpool: And you are a full scale diva. I’d almost compare you to Britney Spears, but she’s hot. You’re just… *cringes*
Loki: You like to run your mouth, don’t you mortal?
Deadpool: I’m Marvels merc with a mouth. Yappin’ on is sort of my job or something
Loki: What is this merc you speak of?
Deadpool: And you claim you’re not stupid? A merc is a mercenary, and a mercenary is a person who is paid to stab someone in the back. Literally
Loki: I like the sound of that
Deadpool: Killing people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: Maybe you’re not that bad after all. Ever killed people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: … how many?
Loki: Over 50 in one day
Deadpool: I like you
Loki: Well I don’t like you

[Tony Stark has entered the chatroom]

[Tony Stark has become Tony]

Tony: BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki: O_o

[Loki has left the chatroom]

Deadpool: …
Tony: Haha I got some *hic* vodka! Want some?
Deadpool: … Is it the good stuff?
Tony: *Hic* Yeah! It’s the reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyy good stuff ;D
Deadpool: I’ll be right there!

[Deadpool has left the chatroom]

Tony: *Hic* tehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony has left the chatroom]
[Loki Laufeyson has entered the chatroom]

[Loki Laufeyson has become Loki]

[Deadpool has entered chatroom]

Loki: …
Deadpool: Who’re you
Loki: I am Loki of Asguard you mewling quim! >:(
Deadpool: You seem like the kind of guy I’d be hired to kill. Have I killed you before?
Loki: *Rolls eyes* Like I would let a mere mortal like you kill me. How stupid are you humans?
Deadpool: Says the obviously stupid one :P
Loki: I am not stupid you prattling mortal! I AM A GOD!! AND YOU SHALL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
Deadpool: O_o lay off the coffee man! Hulk was right! You are a nut case. Weirdo. Mad as a box of cats. Screwy in the head. You’re almost crazier than the Looney Tunes!
Loki: -_- Whatever. Your stupidity is tiring.
Deadpool: And you are a full scale diva. I’d almost compare you to Britney Spears, but she’s hot. You’re just… *cringes*
Loki: You like to run your mouth, don’t you mortal?
Deadpool: I’m Marvels merc with a mouth. Yappin’ on is sort of my job or something
Loki: What is this merc you speak of?
Deadpool: And you claim you’re not stupid? A merc is a mercenary, and a mercenary is a person who is paid to stab someone in the back. Literally
Loki: I like the sound of that
Deadpool: Killing people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: Maybe you’re not that bad after all. Ever killed people?
Loki: Yes
Deadpool: … how many?
Loki: Over 50 in one day
Deadpool: I like you
Loki: Well I don’t like you

[Tony Stark has entered the chatroom]

[Tony Stark has become Tony]

Tony: BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki: O_o

[Loki has left the chatroom]

Deadpool: …
Tony: Haha I got some *hic* vodka! Want some?
Deadpool: … Is it the good stuff?
Tony: *Hic* Yeah! It’s the reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyy good stuff ;D
Deadpool: I’ll be right there!

[Deadpool has left the chatroom]

Tony: *Hic* tehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony has left the chatroom]






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Maddie17 said...
Apr. 27, 2015 at 10:31 am
Honestly, I have to say, this was freaking hilarious! XD *can't stop laughing*
 
drwholockLoki101 replied...
Apr. 27, 2015 at 6:24 pm
@Maddie17 Thank you! I wasn't sure if I should put another chatroom on because no one was reading it, but I might! Thank you soooooo much!
 
Maddie17 replied...
Apr. 28, 2015 at 9:11 am
@drwholockLoki101 Well, it's funny, because I like Doctor Who AND Loki AND Thor AND everything else. LoTR included. But, no problem! Anytime! ^^
 
drwholockLoki101 replied...
Apr. 28, 2015 at 1:41 pm
@Maddie17 LOTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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