Old McDonald had a farm,
E I E I O!
And on his farm he had a cow named Betsey
E I E I O!
Old McDonald had a wife named Marybeth
Who he described as the most purdy gal he ever did see
Mary had a secret to skin soft as a baby’s bottom,
It was good ol’ Betsey’s wee!
Marybeth’s face was free of age spots and little wrinkles
All thanks to a cow’s daily tinkles
A Skinny Cow diet is what they put her on
Drinking every last drop of the 64 water gallons a day was the plan
To have the figure of that gorgeous cow on the ice cream carton
When it came time for Betsey’s milking, Marybeth was always a pro
But this time, the suction cup just wouldn’t let go!
To Betsey’s surprise, this made her shake like a leaf
To hold the pee for a moment longer was just not a promise she could keep
She drizzled all over Marybeth’s face, soaking her body from her head to her waist
But the feeling was quiet refreshing, insists Marybeth, like a summer breeze
She walked out of that barn with skin tighter then a new pair of skinny jeans
And Ol’ McDonald expression, if only you could see
As Marybeth explains, “Thanks to Miss. Betsey, he can’t take his eyes off of me!”