The Adventures of Batman

January 14, 2008
At 6:30 Alfred woke up Batman yelling, “Why are you still sleeping?”

“Because I forgot to set my toaster, I mean alarm clock,” replied Batman. Clueless Batman got up and poured himself some coffee.

“Darn, I wish I didn’t have to fight crime today. Except, I do have a date with Superman’s girlfriend,” Batman reassured. Finally, he took off to save the day.

“Golly Gee, I have been mugged,” came a voice from deep within Gotham City.

“I was going to save this lady,” exclaimed the outraged Batman.

“Justice has been served,” boasted Superman. Killer instinct just then told Batman he should go have some chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side. Likewise, Superman went home and had some New England clam chowder. Mr. Alfred made the best soup. No one can make soup like him. Other people make their soup to chunky or to creamy. Personally, Superman wishes his butler could make such good soup. Questionably, the best soup in the world is the kind Alfred makes. Rich and creamy with some chunks describes his wonderful soup.

Superman finished his soup and picked up the phone to call Lois Lane. Though no one answered, Superman suspected she was having an affair. Undeniably Lois lane was having an affair with Batman. Vacationing in Maui Lois and Batman were having a great time. Without Superman around Lois was a different person. Except she still mentioned him.

“Yes, I finally have Lois to myself.” Zorro then jumped in and killed Batman and returned Lois to Superman.


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JasonEdwardWilson said...
Oct. 24, 2016 at 10:25 am
I don't know what I just read, but, I thought it was funny
Kaz17 said...
Dec. 17, 2013 at 1:06 am
Batman always gets the girl Batman can't get killed, and ofcourse Batman is never late or complains about fighting crime because if he would complain about anything it would be his history, his girlfriends dying or betraying him, robun doing something stupid, or just the fact that Superman was fighting crime in HIS city. Study your Batman before writing about him.
CoffeeKat said...
Oct. 8, 2011 at 9:43 pm
Ah... Aheh... Wut nao?
EllaMcFarley said...
Apr. 28, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Haha this is RANDOM!! :P in a good way
HeadshotM said...
Jan. 30, 2010 at 7:28 pm
This needs work
Mocahking said...
Oct. 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
What kind of affair? Really? Look it up somewhere. Or watch Cheaters.
Fryeem said...
Oct. 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
What I liked about your story was the main idea and the theme. In the sixth paragraph I was lost. You switched tenses very fast by talking about crime fighting then to soup. Also a lot of times I was confused with who was talking, especially in "Yes I finally have Lois to myself" was Zorro talking or Batman. Lastly, I began losing interest in the middle because you used vague words such as "got up and poured himself some coffee" you could have said he wearily woke up and... (more »)
XX_UnknownHero_XX said...
Oct. 5, 2009 at 4:47 pm
That was pretty good. I just wished batman hadn't died and I could taste some of Alfred's soup. Also, Lois Lane is faithful. Everyone knows that.
potterlight said...
Sept. 6, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side.
Karli Y. said...
Sept. 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm
why did batman have to die and what kind of affair?
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