Chapter One: The Beginning
It all started in the year of 3013. People started to not use garden gnomes because they did not need gardens. The reason they do not need gardens is because they found a way to make a unlimited supply of food to eat. So instead of people putting garden gnomes in their gardens, the people are throwing them away, blowing them up, smashing them, and breaking them. After a year of garden gnomes getting abused they lost it.
Chapter Two: The Plan
Finally all the garden gnomes came together and came up with a plan to get back at the humans.
Chapter Three: The Invasion
After a couple of months of waiting, the garden gnomes attacked. When they attacked, they attacked hard. They attacked every single place you could think of, until they owned all the land.
Chapter Four: New World Order
Now since the war is over and the garden gnomes rule the world and the humans are the ones being blown up, smashed by cars, and are being worked to death and then their bodies are disposed of.
The world is now a safe place for garden gnomes, so they thought.