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Twilight/Harry Potter Remix (the way it should have been)

Scene I

Chalie and Bella are driving to school

Charlie: um…so, do you like Forks Bella?

Bella: I guess.

Charlie: Here have a car.

Bella: Thanks Dad! I love it!

Charlie: It was my friends Billy Black’s.

Bella: Bye Dad.

Bella walks out of the car and toward the school. It’s raining.


Mike: Hi I’m Mike. You’re Isabella Swan, right?

Bella: Just Bella.

Mike: What’s your first class?

Bella: History.

Mike: Mine too. I’ll walk you.

Walk away.

Scene II

In the lunch room

Jessica: How did you like pre calculus?

Angela: Yearbook picture?

Bella: No pictures! Hey, who’s that, over there?

Jessica: Them? They’re the Cullens. All adopted by Dr. Carlisle Cullen. And they’re all togther, like TOGETHER together-

Bella: No, I meant him!

All turn to see who Bella is pointing at.

Hermione: It’s Harry Potter!

All: Harry Potter?!

Bella: I’m in love.

Edward: Hey! Wait one second! What happened to me? She’s not supposed to fall for some random wizard!

Alice: Even I didn’t see that coming.

Voldemort runs in

Voldemort: avada kedavera!

Edward just happens to be standing between Harry and Voldemort.

Voldemort: Whoops.

Voldemort runs towards Harry but Bella trips him.

Hermione: And they were all changed for the better.

THE END



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Oorah_Alchemist said...
Mar. 2, 2011 at 2:51 pm
haha that was funny. The best part was Voldemort. "Whoops"
 
CaraBlane said...
Jan. 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm
oh well, no one really cares
 
LilyPotter said...
Jan. 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Love it. But poor Cedric Diggory, getting killed twice...
 
CaraBlane said...
Dec. 17, 2010 at 1:30 pm

haha I like that part when voldemort goes for harry

 

 
VampireX said...
Dec. 8, 2010 at 7:25 am
That's twice voldemort killed Eduard. :)
 
WhimsicalKestrel said...
Dec. 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I like the part where voldemort is like "Whoops" lol!
 
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