Voldemort was Definitely Obsessive Compulsive

May 22, 2010
By Kelseyc GOLD, North Tonawanda, New York
Kelseyc GOLD, North Tonawanda, New York
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Favorite Quote:
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - Albus Dumbledore

Voldemort swooshes down the street, looking like Death Himself. His menacing glare sends muggles cowering in fear, sends rats, hissing, back into their grates. Then a rat scamperes across his feet.

“AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” He screams, in near hysterics, at that wretched rodent.

Voldemort reaches in his inner-cloak pocket, that he had carefully, ever so carefully, sewn in himself.

He kneels down on the cleanest spot he could find in this garbage-ridden street in the slums, and wipes his shoe with a Quick-wipe, smelling his second favorite smell, sanitizer… his first favorite was Harry Potter’s shampoo. He just wish Potter would coif his hair.

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This article has 3 comments.

on May. 29 2013 at 2:49 pm
Miniterror GOLD, Yuma, Arizona
10 articles 1 photo 54 comments

Favorite Quote:
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16

What the heck made you write this? I think it's hilarious.

on Dec. 9 2010 at 8:27 am
elisabethphoenix GOLD, Louisville, Kentucky
18 articles 0 photos 21 comments

Favorite Quote:
proverbs 31:30 :D

xcrayolastormx, i love how one of your heroes is Isaac Slade hahaha he's mine as well!

on Jun. 7 2010 at 7:00 pm
xcrayolaxstormx SILVER, Coventry, Rhode Island
5 articles 0 photos 88 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Don't worry about it." -V.Z.

Haha. This is cute :D I like it. My friend will like it even more :) Keep it up!


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