Voldemort was Definitely Obsessive Compulsive

May 22, 2010
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Voldemort swooshes down the street, looking like Death Himself. His menacing glare sends muggles cowering in fear, sends rats, hissing, back into their grates. Then a rat scamperes across his feet.

“AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” He screams, in near hysterics, at that wretched rodent.

Voldemort reaches in his inner-cloak pocket, that he had carefully, ever so carefully, sewn in himself.

He kneels down on the cleanest spot he could find in this garbage-ridden street in the slums, and wipes his shoe with a Quick-wipe, smelling his second favorite smell, sanitizer… his first favorite was Harry Potter’s shampoo. He just wish Potter would coif his hair.

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Miniterror said...
May 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm
What the heck made you write this? I think it's hilarious.
xcrayolaxstormx said...
Jun. 7, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Haha. This is cute :D I like it. My friend will like it even more :) Keep it up!
elisabethphoenix replied...
Dec. 9, 2010 at 8:27 am
xcrayolastormx, i love how one of your heroes is Isaac Slade hahaha he's mine as well!
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