The Evil Toilet

November 15, 2009
By Hanna Utkin GOLD, Staten Island, New York
Hanna Utkin GOLD, Staten Island, New York
14 articles 21 photos 2 comments

Oh help me, Muse, tell the story of the fair hero from Raritan Bay, who saved her kin from an evil toilet. This toilet had been cursed by the god Lavatory, for the reason of its entrance to a dark underworld. With the bright rays of the laughing sun outside on a fine autumn’s day, the hero Hanna, Arkady’s daughter, had awaken to a day filled with boredom and hardship. The maiden had been ordered to do dismal and grievous chores that day, and there was no chance for her to leave and enjoy the cool, fresh air of this day. Her mother, Margarita, had caught the look of longing in her eyes, yet stayed firm with the commandments of the day. She was to wash the linens, scour the oven, cleanse the fridge, dust the piano, polish the silver, and the worst of all, scrub the toilets. By the middle of the day, Hanna’s arms ached and her clothes were rather stained and sullied. She had left the toilets last, dreading the moment she would have to face them. At last, Hanna gathered up her strength, and picked up a brush. Yet, there was something lurking in the toilet, far worse than what Hanna had imagined. With her long brush, she jabbed the waters of the toilet. And the curses of Lavatory revealed themselves! The long, slimy body of a black-green snake slithered hoveringly out of the darkness of the toilet, its tongue flicking back and forth from between the sharp, pointy fangs. Panic had flashed Hanna’s mind, but her wits were still with her. She knew that if she had alerted her kin, they would never use a toilet again, the fear of a snake popping up staying ingrained in their head. She acted quickly, and with one sharp move, jabbed the handle of the toilet, and flushed the snake down the drain. Cautiously, she gripped her brush again, and reached into the toilet bowl again, hoping to get the last of her chores over. Yet, the curse of Lavatory was still upon the toilet, and a wispy, ghoulish looking smoke had emerged from the waters. Again, with her wits about her, Hanna reached for the Drain-O. Pouring it down carefully, the smoke sputtered and withdrew itself. But noises started coming from the toilet, and Hanna was alarmed. It was the god himself, Lavatory, coming from the very same toilet, with a sincere offer to make. He promised to release the curse from the toilet, if only Hanna had promised that neither her, nor her kin ever to go down to the underworld and make any contact with his kind. At this moment, Hanna’s sister emerged from the entrance to the bathroom. She overheard this bit, and became excited at the thought that the entrance to an underworld was in her toilet. Hanna promised, and Lavatory bid her farewell. “Sister” she said, “Listen to me, for I shall not mention it again. Do not go down into the toilet or make any contact with the underworld beneath it.” However, her sister was mutinous…..


The author's comments:
Oh, I got a little silly writing this, but I wrote an epic based on The Odyssey by Homer.

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on Oct. 25 2016 at 8:55 am
MomoTheLemur BRONZE, Burlington City, New Jersey
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I guess you could say this was s h I t

on Jul. 7 2016 at 7:09 pm
lovebella123 BRONZE, Spokane, Washington
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wow that was hilarious .....but so wierd.

on Nov. 4 2015 at 8:19 am
Laurenboo99 BRONZE, Plaquemine, Louisiana
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This story was hilarious I enjoyed the part where it stated, "an evil toilet. This toilet had been cursed by the god Lavatory." Although this was a funny story I felt scared to go to the bathroom after reading this story.

on Oct. 28 2013 at 9:42 am
Demoderby PLATINUM, Pontiac, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
All that we see or dream is but a dream within a dream
-Edgar Allen Poe

An Evil Toilet!? What the heck?! That was just to funny! I never read anything like that before... Check out some of my stuff some time, I have some good stories and poems.

on Dec. 28 2011 at 2:37 pm
luckynumber_13, Also Omitting This, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"If you were born without wings, do not prevent them from growing." --Coco Chanel

Lol that was hilarious, good job XD

on Jun. 13 2011 at 2:56 pm
JoPepper PLATINUM, Annandale, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
"Freedom is the ability to not care what the other person thinks."

"Not all those who wander are lost" --JRR Tolkien

"When you are listening to music it is better to cover your eyes than your ears." --Jose' Bergamin

That was funny!!!!!!! :D  

on Dec. 19 2010 at 4:14 pm
Wolfheart BRONZE, Aslan&#39s Country, California
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o.e o.O *twitch spazz*

randomness is awesome


on Dec. 19 2010 at 4:12 pm
Fangstorm_The_Vampire GOLD, Tehachapi, California
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Favorite Quote:
It's a bird!
It's a midget!
NO. it's...... EDWARD ELRIC.

um, WHAT? i mean, it was funny, but...

on Aug. 20 2010 at 8:53 pm
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series)
Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone
(hahahahaha! I love this cause i'm never ever ever in tune >o

um, evil toilet? riiiiiiiiiight


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