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Hahaha, this was great!! As much as I big enjoy the series, I also enjoy things such as this. Great job!

haha its pertty funny

It's so true... The books and movies sucked. The part when Jacob is just like "I love you." "Yay!" "Get away." You freking abandoned her edward so shut up. you got her preggo and left her it's funny and proves just how dumb Twighlight is.

This fan fiction is the best fan fiction I have ever read in my life. I love how they both say, "Dance off!" That was my favorite part.

This is hilarious; when they both said “dance off”, I lost it.

"I love you. I don't love you. I have to go now." I think he doesn't know what he wants, but he wants her to know he care.

I've never read twilight, but from all the previews, this is pretty accurate! :)

Your twilight fan fiction has to be the funniest fan fiction I have read yet. I like how the fan fiction actually went through the twilight movies in less than 2 minutes, and they made it interesting while explaining all the twilight movies at the same time. “Edward! Please kill me so I can live forever.” “Okay (shoots bella).” “I think she meant bite me” “oh.” This would’ve had to be the funniest parts to me.

I agree with this story. Bella is exactly like this towards Edward and Jacob. She plays Jacob throughout the whole movie series “Jacob- I love you too” “Bella- Yay!” Bella is playing mind games with both of them “Bella- Are you a vampire” “Edward- Yes” “Bella- I love you”. Edward loves her but doesn’t know what to do when she tells him to bite her and kill her. She is giving both guys mixed emotion of her.

This is how the movies should have been, would've saved a lot of time and money, and annoying prepubescents screaming about it. "EDWARD and JACOB in UNISON: Dance off!" Hilarious, and I didn't have to sit through 30 shirtless Taylor Laughtner scenes.

I thought it was hilarious to read. My favorite line is “Stop it! Can't you see- my eggo is preggo” because I actually laughed out loud at this.

I never read fan-fictions at all, but I decided to read this one to get an assignment out of the way. I do not regret it because this was actually funny. “EDWARD: I love you. I don't love you. I have to go now. BELLA: Aww. [EDWARD exits. JACOB enters.] JACOB: I love you too. BELLA: Yay! [They embrace. EDWARD rushes back in.] EDWARD: Hey, get away from my girl! JACOB: Or what? [Michael Jackson music plays, preferably 'Thriller.'] EDWARD and JACOB in UNISON: Dance off! [They dance for a short time before BELLA interjects.] BELLA: Stop it! Can't you see- my eggo is preggo!” These lines were my favourite for its utter ridiculousness and the fact that that is basically and entire series summed up and shows how stupid the movies were.

This is hilarious! I’ve always been a Twilight fan, but I loved how the story was twisted into a comedy. My favorite part was, “EDWARD pulls out a gun and shoots her. She collapses to the ground; JACOB face-palms.”

This fan fiction is quite funny. I, personally am not the greatest fan of the Twilight Saga, but this fan fiction puts a funny twist on the whole story line. “[EDWARD pulls out a gun and shoots her. She collapses to the ground; JACOB face-palms.]” The way you portray Edward as the dumb character in the fan fiction and Jacob as the smart one just makes the whole thing funny.

Wow anyone who even enjoyed this should re-evaluate their lives. This story was worse than Avatar: The Last Air Bender movie franchise and I would rather watch that again!

this is too funny to be true! thanks for the summary

i might like twilight, but that was one of the most funniest things I've read

This was amazing... Not a big fan of vampire stuff, or Twighlight especially, but this was great and actually made me laugh.

I have never bothered to read the Twilight Saga because of its utter ridiculousness but this makes me want to read it just so I can understand this better...so funny!!