Amputees Marked "Partially Absent" in Attendance Reports

March 22, 2018
By Bruvton PLATINUM, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Bruvton PLATINUM, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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"They don't think it is what it does, but it do." ~Oscar Gamble


Lately, students have been outraged that their teachers have been marking them “partially absent” in classes due to their missing limbs. This has been happening across multiple schools across Canada and the US. Squadfam Snowflake, a now female transgender, was a victim of this terrible deed. She claims, “My amputation was necessary, and these terrible cisgendered, white-supremacist, patriarchal teachers do this to me, like, just to oppress me.” Students suffering from cranial-amputation have not yet commented on these matters.


The author's comments:

This is what I think of society, written in newspaper article form. This was written for Yesterday News, my sattire newspaper.


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