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Birthday Party
  Prep Time: Three (3) hours
  Cooking Time: Four (4) hours
   
  Ingredients
  A bin of cheesy horror movies
  An acre of cold weather
  A moment of pure bliss
  A season of laughter
  A dollop of January
  A lifetime of memories
  Directions
  1. To start, invite 14 people to your party; including you, there should be 15 people due to the amount of servings this recipe makes and the quick perish time.
  2. Next, you will need a dollop of January and an acre of cold weather mixed together in a large mixing bowl at least 3 hours before the party starts.
  3. In another large bowl, mix together a season of laughter and a moment of pure bliss.
  4. Let sit for at least an hour,
  5. Then, adding to the bowl of laughter and pure bliss, add a bin of cheesy horror movies.
  6. Let sit for another two hours.
  7. Finally, using a third bowl, slowly add the bowls into one another; mixing slowly.
  8. Once done, pour mixture in a 9x9 glass pan for four hours.
  9. Product is done when it is a pudding like consistency and golden brown on top.
  Things to note:
  - Makes one birthday party.
  - Cooks up 15 servings of lifetime memories
  - Do not consume 4 hours after cooking but do enjoy the aftertaste of lifetime memories.

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