An old president with a big mouth was at a rally in the new town square in front of a large twenty foot golden statue of himself. He was spouting his bullshit about this and that, and all of a sudden a huge wind came over the crowd. The next thing the crowd knew, the president’s hair had flown off his head and onto his large golden statue behind him. The president tried to continue his speech but then yet another large wind came, and then RIP! The president’s pants had fallen around his ankles. The president turned more orange than he originally was. And finally a third wind came, the largest of the three. And before you knew it the president was nude. The president turned even oranger as he looked at the crowd roaring with laughter. He ran off the stage to hide, and later tweeted that it was ISIS’s fault and they sent the wind as a terrorist attack.
A mean person will always be embarrassed.