Ginger Bread Man

March 3, 2009
By Anonymous

A 'guy' walks to the hardware store and buys bolts and nuts to fix his pickup. He then went to Arby's styling his $5 hat and mustache and he bought a roast beef sandwich and with curly fries. He then left Arby's and stopped at the store and bought candy and pop to wash down his food. After that he drove to the Mexican border and bribed the border patrol to get across. He went to central Mexico and bought a house. After he had lived there a week he bought pen and paper to write a letter to the cops.
You can't catch me I am the Ginger bread man.


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