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How to Arrive Late to School

May 26, 2016
By NTetzlaff GOLD, Pewaukee, Wisconsin
NTetzlaff GOLD, Pewaukee, Wisconsin
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Ingredients
3 perfectly crafted movies… All with sequels
A dab of your fully charged computer equipped with sims 4
A lifetime of Honest Tea drinks
A truckload of highly addictive time wasting apps

Directions
Carefully choice three movies to start in the afternoon all so good and with sequels that instead of watching 3 movies you end up watching 6
When the movies are all finished and you consumed tea and are not tired proceed to open your computer and start playing sims 4 completely unaware of time for about 2 hours
When that's over and you've drank another 4 honest teas all with 46 mg of caffeine… It's time for your phone
Apps such as tumblr, tenten, and YouTube are all highly recommended for keeping you up to due to addictive qualities...once you start there is no stopping you
Now that it's about 2 or later in the morning you should probably force yourself to go to sleep
In the process do not forget to forget about the alarm you are supposed to turn on
Sleep until your mom has to forcefully wake you up that morning
By then there is no way you'll make it to school before the bell… So congratulations you're now officially late to school and really overly tired. Next time do this exact same thing on a Saturday


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