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Mr. Potato
January 28, 2009
O Mister Potato why did you have to live on a potato farm?
Why didn't you live in my stomach instead? You could have solved my weary hunger. Instead you decide to travel the world.
Now you influence the rest of the potatoes in the world to travel the world and now there is a shortage of potatoes. So please, please come back to the states so that the rest will come back also.
So what do you say?
Old friend come back to me, and I promise not to eat you.
So what do you say, old friend? Will you come to me?
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