The Elevator

January 14, 2009
By Timothy Matchie, Hartland, WI

“Homer and Flo get into this elevator, before you both crash with this building!” said Gene. “Just follow the donut trail I left for you Homer”
“Mmmmmm…dooonnnutts,” said Homer, as Flo Rida’s singing “get in my ella ella elevator.”
As they are all aboard the elevator Gene’s phone rings because he’s all about making money, he’s always doing business were ever he is even in a building that could kill him any second.
“I’m the magical man from happy land, I will save us,” said Homer on the phone with Gene. Gene replied, “I do not believe that it is possible Homer, you don’t have the knowledge to press the stop bottom on the elevator door,”
“I’m in a place where I don’t know I am,” screams Homer,
“You’re in my ella ella elevator,” say’s Flo Rida, the rattling starts to happen as they are all in the elevator still, they don’t know what’s going on the rattling and shaking starts to get worse and all you hear is Homer in the corner saying “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there save me, Superman!” Gene Replied

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