Without all the snot and drool, he's kinda cute. As in, maybe a shot in a million that, if cleaned up a bit, this little bundle of *choke* joy, could be in anyway appealing to the eye. So what if he's hardly the size of two hand lengths, his little anatomy beautifully fragile? So what if, when he's not crying, he makes little cooing sounds that melt my heart? So-freaking-what if his cheeks dimple and eyes sparkle in the most adorable way when I can make him laugh? He's still a little snot dispenser, gurgling up enough drool to flood the Nile. After all, he's only kinda cute.