Preface

June 18, 2012
By DanielM SILVER, Kent, Washington
DanielM SILVER, Kent, Washington
6 articles 1 photo 247 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I would rather hated million times for what i did then loved a million times for what i didn't do." - Daniel Moto
" I've sought out to be the best i could posibly be but when i hit a roadblock in life what did i do, i had two choices either stay at the roadblock or i take this roadblock and make of it and go around it and achieve my goal. So, what will it be?"- Daniel Mathia

"People take love like its a four letter word or just a phrase that you tell people or your friends all the time. But in reality love is much bigger than a merely phrase or 4 letter word. Instead love is a genuine promise or covenant to that special person."-Daniel Mathia

“Why change yourself when you were made perfect and wonderfully by the creator of everything?” – Daniel Mathia

“If live is not hurtin then were really not living in.” – B. Reith


I don’t understand why people have a preface. Cause if anybody realizes no one pays attention to a preface of a book or a newsletter, news article. But sadly I was given the job to write a preface so I might as well make it somewhat interesting. So, I have one rule for you readers. Please don’t fall asleep while reading this preface.

Well, I might as well tell you the newsletters history. So, our newsletter began by a little girl coming up with an idea while walking down the street listening to Big Time Rush music. Cause you always get good ideas if you’re listening to Big Time Rush’s music. Anyways this so called little girl wanted to make up a newsletter for writers and artist to branch out their skills to the general public. Actually that’s not really the truth the truth is we just want to get famous and not keep our talents hidden in our basements. No, I’m just playing about that. We want to deliver our work to the general public so that they can see how good we are. I must advise you that this preface is intended to make you laugh and poke fun at people. So, if you’re not laughing then either you’re drooling on the computer screen or on the piece of paper. Or you’re really annoyed that I keep on making small comments in my writing and never get to the point of what I’m going to say? Or you’re having a bad day from school because that one woman teacher with a mustache and a manly voice is yelled at you because you said hi to Johnny? Or your tired of me saying or and you want to throw this preface to the floor and stomp on it cause of your rage?

Know that I’ve made you mad you should probably read the rest of our newsletter so that hopefully you’ll be able to laugh.


The author's comments:
This is my very first preface that i've ever written in my whole entire life. Anyways i wrote this for one of the newsletters that i do with my friends.

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on Sep. 1 2012 at 1:15 pm
Shadowpomgurl PLATINUM, Canton, New York
22 articles 0 photos 126 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I was NEVER that drunk." -Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow

yeah, its a effin good piece!! i want u to write the preface 4 my novel!!!

on Aug. 3 2012 at 4:25 pm
TheGirlWhoAteTheWorld BRONZE, Newport, Pennsylvania
2 articles 0 photos 14 comments

Favorite Quote:
Sm:)e

I did find a few grammar errors, but other than that it was an okay piece. I'll be honest and say it didn't really draw me in. I most likely would not want to read the newsletter because I personally did not find the letter too funny. (Not to be rude, (: ) 3/5 (:

Honour SILVER said...
on Aug. 3 2012 at 1:36 pm
Honour SILVER, New London, Connecticut
9 articles 0 photos 181 comments

Favorite Quote:
Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. ~John 15:13

"Give me liberty or give me death!" ~Patrick Henry

Be brave and steadfast; have no fear or dread of them, for it is the Lord, your God, who marches with you; he will never fail you or forsake you. ~ Deuteronomy 31:6

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery" ~ Thomas Jefferson

Hehe, this is random and funny!! :D Good job, Daniel!

on Jul. 22 2012 at 4:46 pm
Allicat001 SILVER, Waukesha, Wisconsin
6 articles 0 photos 171 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Love is not someone you can live with, love is someone you can't live without."

"Always stand up for what's right even if that means you're standing alone."

Very random, yet very amusing:) Nice job!

on Jul. 14 2012 at 2:42 am
PurpOreos SILVER, Macomb, Michigan
7 articles 0 photos 136 comments

Favorite Quote:
Keep smiling...Because life is a beautiful thing. And there is so much to smile about!
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing" Benjamin Franklin

Yes u did make me laugh. And yes I was asmused by this. Well...and a little anoyed honest :) Good job. Nice though!

on Jul. 4 2012 at 6:37 pm
Ms.PeytonLovesHP GOLD, Rancho Cordova, California
18 articles 0 photos 184 comments

Favorite Quote:
“We are all a little weird and life is a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Doctor Seuss

I meant to spell dude, not due, oops....................

on Jul. 4 2012 at 6:36 pm
Ms.PeytonLovesHP GOLD, Rancho Cordova, California
18 articles 0 photos 184 comments

Favorite Quote:
“We are all a little weird and life is a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Doctor Seuss

Hahahahahahaha thats awesome!!! ROFL hahahahaha GOL GOL GOL GOL.  (snicker, snicker) LOOVE this. SUPEr duper funny! Super califragilistic expalidocous. Wow. Just wanted to try to spell that out...............not as easy as it seems, haha. LOL. :) Due, you need to write more, cause you write really well! :)

 





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