Peach Slayer

March 26, 2008
By Tanner Peck, Bountiful, UT

I once had a giant peach
When I lived on the beach
He went out for a swim
When he realized his name was Jim

So he shouted… I’m Jim
Just don’t call me Jim
So all of the suddim
Out of a tree fell a peach slayer named Kim

Kim said DIE!
Jim said WHY?
I hate peaches
Because they are like beaches

So we had a peach smoothie
While we sat in a wonderful Jacuzzi

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