As I was jumping on the trampoline humming along with the radio the wind began to blow. It blew so hard it knocked me off the trampoline. When I woke up lying on the ground I was so mad I could’ve exploded! After I rolled over to get up I limped away from the trampoline. I went into my house and turned on my T.V and all I saw was static I laughed quietly to myself thinking about how good my luck has been. I crunched a cockroach and then whistled. I strolled into the kitchen and lifted up the microwave and threw it out the door. I then went to Wal-Mart and danced my way down the microwave aisle and saw this really hot girl. I’ve been stocking her for days now and for some reason she keeps trying to shoot me.

“I love you”.

“I hate you”.

“I’ll just drive away now”.

“Please do and stay out of my life”.

“For how long”?

“Forever”!
My heart was broken life couldn’t go on any longer. I’m just going to go jump off a bridge now.