Magical Breakfast Cereal

December 22, 2011
WONDERLAND AND CO. is proud to present our latest cereal: "Poison-Apple Bites." Strong, sweet, and crispy, this cereal is sure to change your life! Imagine living ina tiny house with seven men, washing dishes, doing laundry, and cooking meals all-day every-day. What a horrible lifestyle! For breakfast you pull out your new, unopened box of Poison-Apple Bites. Mmm-delicious! After eating this cereal, your life will never be the same again! Everything will change in an instant! "It was the most powerful, life-changing experience I've ever had!" Says Miss White.

Remember, all is takes is "Just One Bite!"

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