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Rejected Pick-up Lines
November 1, 2011
Rejected pick up lines
Hey baby I don’t wanna sound cocky…
I just wanted to let you know I have a good Dick Cheney
Don’t mind me
Even with your GPS you couldn’t find me
Let’s just say, like a fridge you’re well stocked (stalked)
And baby it can’t be full of myself to want you full of me
Do you like it well done? ‘Cause I do it well
I’m well seasoned, if you couldn’t tell.
Baby you look heavenly, can you share some of that recipe?
Hey Pete-Pete-Peter wanna put the pipe in?
Hey sweetheart, I just wanted to say
I’d pillage your village everyday…
© Mandi A., Glendale, AZ
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D_Talbot said...
on Mar. 11 2012 at 12:28 pm
"hey girl can i pillage your village?" hahahaha good stuff
danny_boy15 said...
on Mar. 6 2012 at 8:22 am
so i can't use any of these? what a shame they're funny
