Dog Gets Run Over by 19 Wheeler with 18 wheels

June 8, 2011
By Ryzorg BRONZE, Ellsworth, Maine
Ryzorg BRONZE, Ellsworth, Maine
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"Yo, man get out the way lol"


Yesterday my dog got run over by an eighteen-wheeler with 19 wheels. One of it’s wheels fell off after it hit the dog. Then it was only a 17-wheeler with 18 wheels. The wheel that fell off hit my dad. The wheel died. My dad fell over and rolled into a cannon. The cannon backfired and it shot him out and he hit me and then I hit my mom and then I hit the dog and it came back to life and mauled the driver of the 19-wheeler-gone-18-wheeler-turned-17-wheeler-with-18-wheels thing. The driver was the 44th president of the United States Barack Obama. Barack Obama sued my dog. Then a skeleton popped out. THE END. P.S.: The dog won the lawsuit.


The author's comments:
My dog told me this story.

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Ryzorg said...
on Jun. 27 2011 at 11:26 am
ha, this is the author. I made this story to make my teacher mad. i submitted it here in hopes he would find it, because he browses here haha

on Jun. 22 2011 at 9:14 pm
poetic.eyes PLATINUM, Everson, Washington
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Nether do I, though in a way it is very interesting and creative!

on Jun. 22 2011 at 8:40 pm
inkblot13 PLATINUM, Auburn, New York
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Ummm, I don't really understand the story....

on Jun. 21 2011 at 12:00 pm
Odessa_Sterling00 DIAMOND, No, Missouri
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All gave some, some gave all. -War Veterans headstone.

I assume it's suppose to be funny...


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