future force

May 24, 2011
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In the year 2029 ½ the air force gets new technology. It allows us to shoot .50 cal slugs right from our fingers. We also got new suits that are re-enforced steel times two. This will allow us to be virtually indestructible.
(Two months later)
“Yeah we won our first war with the new suits. They were so durable they should be called indisARMORable.”
“Do you think they can make our jets like that but still fly as fast or better yet faster?” said captain Dixon
“It couldn’t hurt to try”
(two weeks later)
“How do they do it with the plane armor?” said captain Dixon.
"I know. I cant believe we ended our war.” Said general Munoa
“Yeah we ended our war but what about the other wars?” said Private Phillips “You know he’s right.”
“Well may be we can go and help the Marines, Army, Coast guard, and Navy.”
“Yeah I mean it’s the least we can do since we are all service men”
“Tomorrow I want you in those planes at 2100 hours.” said captain Dixon
"SIR YES SIR” said everyone proud and what not.
(two days later)
“I can’t believe we lost private Phillips.”
“When is the funeral?”
(two weeks later)
“Would anyone like to say any words?”
“I would” (wait the casket is moving)
“Phillips is alive”
“I was never dead just paralyzed but I couldn’t move, talk, or blink”
“How did you survive in there?”
“I just knocked out a panel.”
“I want my money back.”
”Well you can’t have it back it’s the rules it says non refundable.”
“If someone else dies I’m making sure they are dead.”
“Is that all you care about.”
“You liar.”
“Forget it.”
“It’s my money and I need it now”
“then call JG Wentworth 877-cashnow”
“Forget it” (he pulled out a SMITH and WESSON M and P 40 and shot him)
“Can somebody get me some hand cuffs he’s under arrest.”
“You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you if you can not afford an attorney one will be appointed to you.” (And they lived happily ever after) two years later

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