Princess Mandy

March 27, 2010
They’re all the same.
Beautiful and slender with golden locks and pastel dresses.
The princes are handsome, the castle pristine.
It sells.
Girls named Mandy with plain hair and big feet do not make good stories.
Princesses don’t fail math because they spend it looking at Michael Gold.
Princesses don’t have acne or braces.
Princesses are perfect.

Once upon a time, there was a real girl.

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