There once was a lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many childern she didn't know what to do. Her Husband was a drunk and didn't make enough money, so one night she said, "Dear Honey, the kids are hungery and so are the fish I guess I could shrink and call you Trish."
"We' pu you on this island so you can't go anywhere. I'll eventually shrink a razor so you can cut your hair." Well, Trish wasn't happy but his wife was, she had to call her friends, sister, and cuz.
After calling everybody she decided to go. She thought that she could make some money by being a ho. When she came back Trish was gone. He had wrote a note that said, "I changed my name to Ron."