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Las Angeles A mess
Capture the animals Chapter 1
One day when I doing night shift at the zoo I saw a cage open. I peeked
inside to see if it was a trap or maybe a lion got loose. I ran and saw it was
an orangutan cage. I got up and looked around to see if it was gone and sure
enough it was right next to the gate. It unfortunately got out of the zoo. I ran
and found a screw driver next to the gate. I should have known to be more
careful, orangutans are the smartest animals. I took the screw driver and hid
it in my pocket and rant to the city. I ran and saw that the orangutan was on
top of the subway. I got on top of the subway and then I was about to catch
it until a sharp turn came and it flew me off guard. I got off and did the long
exhausting 2 mile walk to central station. When I got their, it was gone.
Great now that the orangutan is gone my job is done for. I looked in my
pocket and discovered 2 things. 1) my phone is and 2) My screw driver is
gone. Now what do I do. I walked out and saw the orangutan on The staple
center big screen. I went in and saw him on Pau’s shoulder. I asked him to
give him to me and he said yes. Then I took the orangutan back to the zoo.
When I went back The animals were all out of their cages running around.
I called for back up on my pay phone and I got the whole swat team to come
up. That night we caught 33 animals and over some 250 still out there. Now
the president of L.A. came and told me that these animals needed to be
found by October 26. Or else we will all get fired. Everyone then gave me
faces. The next day I walked downtown and found a lion. I gave it the cop
and he came and got the swat team. After that I found a newspaper article on
me. It went like this.
Zoo Animals Loose all over L.A.
Today we found out that all of the animals have been gone out of their cages
and on our streets. Thanks to Andre our night watcher at the zoo left a screw
driver in an orangutan cage. And now he led all his animals out of the zoo.
“We don’t care if he gets fired at all. All we care about is making our city
safe again. Today 37 were caught and over 200 are still out their. There is a
reward to all you citizens. For every animal you find you get 10 dollars. So
come on citizens and let’s bring those animals back to safety.
After I read that I got caught stares at me all day. So now the pres came and
told me to go to court. I had to go to court in a 500 dollar suit suck and I
didn’t even own it. The judge and jury was very mean to me and told me I
had to do 600 hours of community service after this was all over.
After that I went outside and got half eaten burger s thrown at me and
smoothes also. I ignored that and went to my apartment. I found a lion and a
orangutan and a tiger all on my furniture. The orangutan gave me an evil
smile and threw my 51 inch TV. out of the window. I got angry and then the
Lion came and roared at me. He saw I was mad and tore up my bed while
the tiger came and tore up my couches. And he tore up my shower curtain
and radio. Great so now I can’t listen to my favorite band LTJ. So now I
had to live with an orangutan and to farouche wildebeest. After that I went
beastly Restaurant. I saw my old Girlfriend their and unfortunately I got
served by her. She got up on their stage and told jokes about me.
Embarrassing. Not even close, She made then Everyone point and laugh at
me. She said after all that fun I did not have to pay the bill. Great I walked
to my apartment and tried talking animal to them. While I was doing that the
media came and herd all about that. They came to my door and herd that
noise and asked me questions. I told them nothing and shut the door on
them. Then one guy screamed and said he would twist the story around. I
then turned on the TV. and saw an add for a movie. Then that add was about
me. I fell asleep on the ground and woke up at 10 o’clock. I saw a whole
pooch of people outside my apartment yelling at me. I got the lion and the
tiger to come and they handled everything. Then about 30 minutes later the
swat team came and told me I had to find 27 animals by the end of the day. I
was up till 3 a.m. I went and saw 4 penguins on the L.A. I tried to ice skate to get them and I fell over. I then made a joke about me. I then noticed I fell right on top of the camera crew. They told me that I was
spouse to be followed by them until everything here was cleaned up. They
even Had Barrack Clean to this. Great so now I’m guessing that will be in
the movie. I stopped got the penguins and finished my work and left to my
apartment. The next day I had to do the same thing and I kept giving the
crew mean looks. Things kept going like this for the rest off the summer.
By the end I found every animal except for 3.
(Tony the Tiger and Simba the Lion And Starbury the Orangutan.) The next
I was put in Jail and the officer gave me an article about me.
All animals found And Andre In Jail.
Today all the animals have been found and are now put in the zoo back to
where they belong. After this terrible Incident which happened by Andre the
zoo keeper ant our zoo. Is now put to a stop. Andre is put in jail by animal
kidnapping animals. He is expected to be out of jail in 5 years and is then
expected to do 600 hours of community service. The movie Screwing L.A. is
based on him and he is played by Paul Blart. The movie hops into theaters
on Christmas Day. After I read that the cop posit in my cell and has it
thumb nailed so I cant even rip It in half. Now I am in jail and I am between
The big show 600 pound beast. And the kale A giant. Each day they punch
my walls and poke their fingers in holes and give me wet willies. I can’t do
any thing about it though. I tried and told the officer and he and I thought
the conversation was done but really it got worse. When we had to go and
clean up the lake They shoved me in the water and the cops stood their and
laughed. Each day then I had to deal with this. After all of that is done I
will be free and do my community service. But until that day comes I am
now in for trouble.