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November 27, 2018
By Greydon_Niehay SILVER, Fairfield, Idaho
Greydon_Niehay SILVER, Fairfield, Idaho
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Favorite Quote:
Hey I think you're pretty neat, but I respect your distance.


There once was a boy named Penelope, she loved to eat. His favorite meal was deep-fried trans fats. One night, she sat down to dinner with his family, they made her his least favorite meal. Sea urchin with a side of black lab fur, she was absolutely filled with rage so he punched her biracial dog in the snout and ran outside. Once outside he began to squeak aggressively, after about three hours of horrendous squeaking she got tired and layed down to go to sleep, he slept peacefully through the night.


The author's comments:

I like comformity, communism, freedom, and America.


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on Dec. 6 2018 at 3:06 pm
JeanRalfioinyourhouso, Fairfield, Idaho
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Absolute literary genius

laura_jane said...
on Dec. 6 2018 at 3:01 pm
laura_jane, Fairfield, Idaho
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What a neat story

aclarke said...
on Dec. 6 2018 at 2:58 pm
aclarke, Fairfield, Idaho
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Wow what a story I am quite impressed.