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Janke: Individual or Copy?

May 12, 2012
By DanielM SILVER, Kent, Washington
DanielM SILVER, Kent, Washington
6 articles 1 photo 247 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I would rather hated million times for what i did then loved a million times for what i didn't do." - Daniel Moto
" I've sought out to be the best i could posibly be but when i hit a roadblock in life what did i do, i had two choices either stay at the roadblock or i take this roadblock and make of it and go around it and achieve my goal. So, what will it be?"- Daniel Mathia

"People take love like its a four letter word or just a phrase that you tell people or your friends all the time. But in reality love is much bigger than a merely phrase or 4 letter word. Instead love is a genuine promise or covenant to that special person."-Daniel Mathia

“Why change yourself when you were made perfect and wonderfully by the creator of everything?” – Daniel Mathia

“If live is not hurtin then were really not living in.” – B. Reith


Everybody has a habit that their unaware of or that’s uncommon to them. But in the eyes of Lackadaisical Janke his habit isn’t biting his nails, or not wearing match socks. His habit is a physical and verbal habit. His habit is Sarcasm. Know you’re thinking really Sarcasm is a habit? Of course it is there are people who suffer from O.S. What is O.S? OS stands for Obsessive Sarcasm. Sarcasm is a very profligacy. Which means for you know technical people that are basically saying that he has bad behavior? You guys know the situation that Lackadaisical Janke is I would like to tell you how he broke his habit and how know he’s better at communicating with others.

Okay everybody has one friend that they can tell anything and that friend will give them an honest response. Well that brings us to Lackadaisical Janke friend. Her name is Ambivalence Decorous. Oh man too bad you guys don’t know what I just did. I’m hurting in the inside because if you knew what I did you probably would have been like really “this guy would think about doing something like this.”

Ambivalence is lackadaisical friend. Their golden friendship has blossomed for since they were 10 years old and know their 16 years old in High School. I forget to mention that their school is called Equivocate High School home of the Evasiveness.

Anyhow I might as well tell you how my friend looks like so you visual learners can get a picture in your head so you guys don’t tune me out. So here we go. Ambivalence has bombastic features. Her eyebrows look like she drew them on. She’s very ostentatious when it comes to her clothing she is very chic and stylish. Why so, she shows a lot of amorously to this store called F21. Know that you guys are informed on how she looks like and what she does. I must tell you to listen right know to pay attention because know we’ve came to the pivotal part of the story.

I would like to tell you about this one specific conservation that Ambivalence and Lackadaisical had this one day but then that would require me typing a whole lot. But just for you guys I’ll do it. Just so you guys know I don’t do this for everybody.

Lackadaisical: oh yeah I remember that. That situation was pretty glutinous.

Ambivalence: It was. I have a challenge for you. I bet you can’t go a whole month without being sarcastic.

Lackadaisical: But then would I would have to be meticulous with what I say. And then I would have to totally change the way I speak and be careful what I say to people, and that would break the monotony of my life.

Ambivalence: Okay, whatever you say. I knew that you weren’t able to do it because you’re a chicken.
Lackadaisical: You know what ambivalence. I’m going to take on your challenge on not being sarcastic for 1 whole month.

Ambivalence: Okay, whatever you say. Well I go to go. Seeya

Lackadaisical: Okay bye


Well that concludes my conservation with my friend Ambivalence. Know that you fellow readers know my personal life. I must tell you know that this challenge was very difficult because I’m naturally sarcastic so it’s like telling an elephant to take a shower in a bathroom instead of spilling water from its trunk.

Although it was challenging for me to achieve this no sarcasm challenge I toughen out through the whole month and then after going through this challenge I learned that I can somewhat control my sarcasm. So, I learned a lot that at times its good to be sarcastic at times but there are certain situations that you shouldn’t be sarcastic.

I hate to lie to you guys and say that I never uttered a sarcastic remark. That would be fallacy out of my mouth. So, if you want the truth of what happened then you have to read my part two story that I made up while I was writing this story because I don’t like to give sneak peeks.

Whoops I lied to you again but I bet you won’t catch where I lied to you guys.


The author's comments:
Well everybody has a habit that others people don't like. So, i decided to write on the habit of being scacastic. Cause thats something i could relate too. Cause i'm highly sacastic.

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on Aug. 8 2012 at 8:11 pm
WhiteStorme BRONZE, Roy, Washington
1 article 0 photos 16 comments
I got a little confused at paragraph 4 but then I got it and it's incredible! You did such a fantastic job and should be very proud or yourself. My favorite part was the last few paragraphs because it made me laugh and added a lot of personality. Great job!

on Aug. 7 2012 at 10:16 am
Gleek4ever GOLD, Hometown, Illinois
14 articles 2 photos 24 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If its one thing I learned in life its, Life's a climb but the view is great!" -Miley Cyrus

Once again nice.  u have a gift

on Aug. 3 2012 at 12:52 pm
PurpOreos SILVER, Macomb, Michigan
7 articles 0 photos 136 comments

Favorite Quote:
Keep smiling...Because life is a beautiful thing. And there is so much to smile about!
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing" Benjamin Franklin

Hahahha This is.......like Genuis....I didnt lose focus on this you had my undivided attetion!! And I laughed a lot! Fantastic Job! U already know but keep writting!!(whoo thats a lot of exclamation points) :)

on Aug. 3 2012 at 12:52 pm
PurpOreos SILVER, Macomb, Michigan
7 articles 0 photos 136 comments

Favorite Quote:
Keep smiling...Because life is a beautiful thing. And there is so much to smile about!
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing" Benjamin Franklin

Hahahha This is.......like Genuis....I didnt lose focus on this you had my undivided attetion!! And I laughed a lot! Fantastic Job! U already know but keep writting!!(whoo thats a lot of exclamation points) :)

SongBird04 said...
on Jul. 31 2012 at 6:57 pm
SongBird04, Littleton, Colorado
0 articles 0 photos 89 comments

Favorite Quote:
You've gotta take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you got and remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on

Nice :) the grammar was a little off in someplaces but it was a good story!

on Jun. 4 2012 at 12:59 pm
Miss_Brightside GOLD, Defiance, Ohio
16 articles 1 photo 74 comments

Favorite Quote:
It's like she sees the diamond underneath And she's polishin' you 'til you shine. -Brad Paisley. (this goes to my step mom she keeps me going)
If you want a rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.-Albert Einstein

aawesome i loved it

DanielM SILVER said...
on May. 25 2012 at 12:02 am
DanielM SILVER, Kent, Washington
6 articles 1 photo 247 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I would rather hated million times for what i did then loved a million times for what i didn't do." - Daniel Moto
" I've sought out to be the best i could posibly be but when i hit a roadblock in life what did i do, i had two choices either stay at the roadblock or i take this roadblock and make of it and go around it and achieve my goal. So, what will it be?"- Daniel Mathia

"People take love like its a four letter word or just a phrase that you tell people or your friends all the time. But in reality love is much bigger than a merely phrase or 4 letter word. Instead love is a genuine promise or covenant to that special person."-Daniel Mathia

“Why change yourself when you were made perfect and wonderfully by the creator of everything?” – Daniel Mathia

“If live is not hurtin then were really not living in.” – B. Reith

Thanks for the comment. And yes i changed from 3rd to first person. i tend do that alot.

M3156 BRONZE said...
on May. 23 2012 at 6:38 pm
M3156 BRONZE, San Antonio, Texas
1 article 0 photos 28 comments

Favorite Quote:
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. -George F. Will

How original! Great story. The grammar was a little hard in the beginning, but the story line and your word choice is great. Also, did you switch from 3rd to 1st person. That was a little confusing. I really enjoyed this; it is very thoughtful.

elizamc83 GOLD said...
on May. 23 2012 at 6:17 pm
elizamc83 GOLD, Concord, Massachusetts
17 articles 0 photos 84 comments

Favorite Quote:
"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron Weasley

I've never read anything like this and I thought it was interesting! I liked the narrator's tone :)

DanielM SILVER said...
on May. 23 2012 at 10:20 am
DanielM SILVER, Kent, Washington
6 articles 1 photo 247 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I would rather hated million times for what i did then loved a million times for what i didn't do." - Daniel Moto
" I've sought out to be the best i could posibly be but when i hit a roadblock in life what did i do, i had two choices either stay at the roadblock or i take this roadblock and make of it and go around it and achieve my goal. So, what will it be?"- Daniel Mathia

"People take love like its a four letter word or just a phrase that you tell people or your friends all the time. But in reality love is much bigger than a merely phrase or 4 letter word. Instead love is a genuine promise or covenant to that special person."-Daniel Mathia

“Why change yourself when you were made perfect and wonderfully by the creator of everything?” – Daniel Mathia

“If live is not hurtin then were really not living in.” – B. Reith

Yes it is compassion this is my story. thanks for commenting

on May. 23 2012 at 10:17 am
compassion GOLD, Nowhere, Other
12 articles 17 photos 154 comments

Favorite Quote:
Expect to have hope rekindled,expect your prayers to be answered in wondrous ways! The dry seasons in life do not last,the spring rains will come again.

its very good.yeah i agree with temperancebrennan about the vocabulary part :)is this your story ?asking cause i have seen you mentioning that you love being sarcastic.

on May. 22 2012 at 6:50 pm
TemperanceBrennan SILVER, Winnipeg, Other
7 articles 0 photos 6 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Once you understand that the universe is ever expanding wearing stripes with plaid is easy"- Albert Einstein

his is really good!!! I liked it, I was a bit lost sometimes but otherwise it was really good. I liked the different vocabulary choices, it was nice to read something with harder wording!

Darbs1325 GOLD said...
on May. 21 2012 at 6:50 pm
Darbs1325 GOLD, Columbus, Georgia
15 articles 0 photos 26 comments

Favorite Quote:
Life is a reflection of intent....love reflects love....hate reflects hate....-Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When the world puts you down, keep your head up!-Anonymous?

Nice :D 

eeoopig said...
on May. 20 2012 at 12:39 am
eeoopig, Somewhere, Other
0 articles 0 photos 5 comments
ha ha test comment :) no really awesome story

DanielM SILVER said...
on May. 19 2012 at 11:01 pm
DanielM SILVER, Kent, Washington
6 articles 1 photo 247 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I would rather hated million times for what i did then loved a million times for what i didn't do." - Daniel Moto
" I've sought out to be the best i could posibly be but when i hit a roadblock in life what did i do, i had two choices either stay at the roadblock or i take this roadblock and make of it and go around it and achieve my goal. So, what will it be?"- Daniel Mathia

"People take love like its a four letter word or just a phrase that you tell people or your friends all the time. But in reality love is much bigger than a merely phrase or 4 letter word. Instead love is a genuine promise or covenant to that special person."-Daniel Mathia

“Why change yourself when you were made perfect and wonderfully by the creator of everything?” – Daniel Mathia

“If live is not hurtin then were really not living in.” – B. Reith

Test comment* awesome story


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