Copy of Night of the living food | Teen Ink

Copy of Night of the living food

December 1, 2023
By Letmeinalreadyyyyyyyyyyyyy BRONZE, San Pedro, California
Letmeinalreadyyyyyyyyyyyyy BRONZE, San Pedro, California
1 article 0 photos 0 comments


*THUNDER*


Apple: Omg, Like What’s going on? 


Swan:Hi! I'm a swan and I'm made of tin.


Apple: Ew. you smell like garlic!


Pb&j: My goodness we can converse like humans!


Lettuce: I’m scared. My leaves are wilting! (crying)


Apple: Always worrying about your leaves? We have bigger problems here! This place is a total dump! And it's hurting my core.


Swan: Let’s go to the beach! 


Apple: The what?


Pb&j:That’s all besides the point. Where are we and why can we talk all of a sudden?


Lettuce : Can we just get out of here I'm cold! My leaves are wilting!


Apple: Yeah, that and this place is sticky and gross and the swan smells bad.


Pepper: Nah, it’s great.


Swan: Yeah, sticky and gross, wait no it’s awesome.


Pb&j: That’s a terrible idea we don’t know what awaits us outside, or if there even is an outside.

 

Swan: Yeah that's a terrible idea.


Pepper: Oh really, l thought it was great.


Apple: Well of course there’s an outside silly, where do you think that loud noise came from?


Swan: What if we all just push on the door?


PB&j: Absolutely not.


Lettuce: We can't do that!  We have to agree who pushes the door first or we all fall to our deaths! (cry) I don’t wanna die!


Apple: That's a good idea, but who’s gonna go?


Pepper: I think the dull one should go.


Apple: Who are you calling dull?


Pepper: No not you, the tin weirdo. 


Swan: Yeah I should go sacrifice myself… Wait HUH?


Pb&j:  No Don’t! I’ll go. I am the only one that wants to stay I should open the door!


Pepper: No I will.


Pb&j:  Wait, really?


Pepper:No I’m kidding.


Pb&j: *mutters* Piece of carp.


*Pb&j Grunts as he leans to push the door open, but does not try at all.*


Pb&j: Welp guess we can’t open the door. *nervous chuckle*


Swan: Aw man, I really wanted to go to the beach.  :(


Pepper: I wish I didn’t go to the beach.


*The lights go out and a loud thud can be heard as the door swings open.* 


Pb&j: AAAAAHHH, I WISH I WAS A TURKEY SANDWICH! 


*Sandwich falls to the floor and splats*


Swan: Oh my gosh! 

 

*Apple shrieks like a little girl*


Lettuce: (laughing) Who's hungry?


Apple: Woah, That's seriously dark.


*The thud from the falling sandwich wakes the dog and he sniffs around to see where its coming from*


Lettuce: AHHH A DOG (crying)


Pepper:  Are we seriously gonna forget the whole eating the sandwich thing?


Apple: How are we gonna get past it? 


Pepper: Yeah, I guess we are.


Swan: Maybe we can fly out instead?


Pepper: Imma jump on it.


Lettuce: Please don’t die (crying)


*The pepper lunges out of the fridge at the unsuspecting hungry fat dog


Pepper: Yeehaww!


Lettuce: He’s going to die! (crying) 


*The dog snaps at the pepper and bites a chunk of his legs*


Pepper: AAHH, why is the dog biting me 


Swan: Well because they’re hungry, and fat. duh.


*The dog spits out the pepper and begins to cry*


Pepper: Oh yeah it is so spicy that the dog cannot resist me


*Dog whimpers and runs away* 


Swan: Are they going to the beach? Hold up. I wanna go too!

 

Apple: What happened to your legs


Pepper: Eh, I'll be good


Lettuce: Let's carry him before that thing comes back.


Apple: I'm not touching that thing.


Swan: Here lettuce, grab his arm.


Pepper: Owww!


Apple: There's a big hole in the wall, let's go through there. 


Lettuce: Lets climb up the drawers, but hurry before we get EATEN! (sobbing)


Pepper: Guys how do you expect me to climb if I don't have any legs!


Swan: Here grab my sub par italian cuisine!


Pepper: That's a big word for you to be using.

 

Swan: I wanna go to the beach!


Pepper: Aaaand right back to being dull 


Lettuce: Race you guys up there! 


*Apple and Swan trail after Lettuce with Pepper on their back* 


*Pepper and Swan struggle to carry pepper up the drawers*


Swan: My hand is slipping!

 

Pepper: Let’s not do that


Apple: I think we should let go. 


Swan and Pepper: What!?


Apple: Yeah we can’t keep carrying him 


Lettuce: Here give him to me 


*Pepper struggles to reach for the hand of lettuce and pushed pepper down


Lettuce: Oops


Apple: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!


Lettuce: I Didn’t want it to be this way but I can’t let you guys drag me down. I'm escaping here no matter how many sandwiches I have to smush, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 


Swan: SO YOU KILLED PB&J?!


Lettuce: Of course I did. How else were we gonna leave if we didn’t get rid of that coward.


Apple:  YOU DIDN'T NEED TO KILL HIM YOU PSYCHO.


Lettuce: What did you call me?


*Lettuce pushes apple off the drawer and swan swings up to the top of the drawer


Lettuce: No please don’t hurt me I didn’t mean it. 


Swan: It’s ok I understand


Lettuce: Good


*Apple tries to force Swan off the edge but swan does not move*


Swan: I don’t know why you’re so cruel but I won’t let you hurt my friends. 


*Swan pushes lettuce off the edge of the drawer* 


Lettuce: Lettuce just make peace *says lettuce falling to her doom*


 *Sheds a tear for her fallen friends*


The author's comments:

Food


Similar Articles

JOIN THE DISCUSSION

This article has 0 comments.