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Bleach
October 13, 2016
Bleach
Smells really blanch, potent, and has lots of viscosity
Cleans clothes super white, kills my brain cells, drink it like hennessy
I don’t actually drink bleach, don’t get scared y’all it’s just a meme
Cleaning with bleach makes me supreme
Not using bleach is an atrocity
© Lydia N., Greenfield, IN
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I'm Germaphobic, so most of my poems have been about cleaning products. I love this poem, I think it's hilarious. I submitted this poem because my class loved it, I wrote many poems but this was their favorite. Germaphobia is a common way of dealing with anxiety or OCD, I think a lot of people can relate to my dependency on cleaning products, but it's fun to have a laugh about it.