To Michael D. Archangel

I appreciate your concern
About my health after our
Little bout last week
All I have suffered is a
Moderately bruised ego.
Which the doctor said won't
Heal with my busy
Schedule of tempting.
So I was wondering if you
Could possibly make time to come down
And help me out sometime soon.
It would be a huge favor to me
After all,
A fall from grace is a long drop.
Oh, about the muffin basket
You sent me,
The muffins were stale and I
Don't even like those flavors.
You should come to help me out
Since it's your fault I'm hurt.
Goodbye now,
I have to ice my swollen ego.

Your hurt enemy,
Lucifer.