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6 Simple Steps to become Canadian.

I,isnt,Pinkie posted this thread...
Nov. 9, 2016 at 5:50 pm

Many of us will need this for the results of this election, so everyone start practicing before you flee up north.
1. End every sentence you say in "Ey?"
2. Become obsessed with Maple Syrup. (This can be done in several ways, like showering in it, putting it on every meal, or sharing it with your moose friend (see #3))
3. Become best friends with a moose. (This may include Sam Winchester)
4. Use monopoly money as your currency. Disregard the cashier's thoughts, eh?
5. Be EXTREMELY kind to everyone. (Hold a door open for the oxygen, apologize a lot, etc.)
6. Know several Canadian terms. (Backbacon=bacon, took=hat, google some more terms)
Now you, your moose friend and/or lover, and your backbacon are ready for Canada, eh? How about you go on up, eh?
Note: This is just for fun, and I do not mean to be offensive. 

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Nov. 9, 2016 at 6:42 pm

And make sure to be friendly to all the citizens, all six of them!

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definitionoflifeThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Dec. 19, 2016 at 3:07 pm

That is great. And I would love to be friends with Sam... 

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