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This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This author's work has been published in our print magazine.

About thats-not-art:

Most of this is horrifically old and absolute garbage. Read it all the same and please drop comments.

Articles and Art by thats-not-art:

SPOMENIK (snippet)
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Brumous Is Always (FILM NWAR)
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Poetry section, Teen Ink
Actor Max
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Ezra Pound Cake
Nonfiction section, Teen Ink
Badman from Bodie
Fiction section, Teen Ink
snapped his damn head clean off
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Artifice and Genocide
Reviews section, Teen Ink
Fiction section, Teen Ink

Thats-not-art's Favorite Personal Quote:

"The horse jumped over the f.ucking fence."
-Kurt Vonnegut

Favorite books: Cats Cradle, Tortilla Flat, Slaughterhouse Five, Citrus County, The Good Soldier Svejk 
Favorite authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Ernest Hemingway, Jaroslav Hasek, Jules Verne, John Steinbeck 
Favorite music albums: Hot Dreams, Masters of the Universe, Madvilliany, Cold Fact, The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady 
Favorite music artists: Timber Timbre, Binary Star, Madvillian, Rodriguez, Charles Mingus 
Favorite movies: Metropolis, The Human Condition, Children of Paradise, Lawrence of Arabia, There Will Be Blood 
Favorite movie stars: Tatsua Nakadai, Joaquin Phoenix, Toshiro Mufine, Daniel Day Lewis, Takashi Shimura 
Favorite TV shows: Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Orange is the New Black 
Favorite actors: Kyle MacLachlan, Nathan Fillion, Uza Aduba, Edward James Olmos, Bryan Cranston 
Favorite gadgets: Technology, Is, Rather, Useless, Although I use it more than I'd like to admit 
Favorite hobbies: Writing, Being a legend, Watching movies, Eating, Chilling with Friends 

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