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Skagway, AK
This user has contributed 30 posts into the Teen Ink Forums.

About Astro-sloth:

Hi! I'm an astronaut sloth, I like the army, and you are welcome to explore my works! (Except my poems, some of those are pretty bad)

Articles and Art by Astro-sloth:

Strange Haikus
Poetry section, Teen Ink
Wehrmacht Uniform
Other Images section, Teen Ink
Editor's Choice
Poetry section, Teen Ink
Poetry section, Teen Ink
Poetry section, Teen Ink
Poetry section, Teen Ink
The Horatii
Poetry section, Teen Ink
The Jabberwock
Fiction section, Teen Ink

Astro-sloth's Favorite Personal Quote:

"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking."
- General George Patton Jr

"If God is for us, who can be against us?"
-Romans 8:31

Favorite books: The Bible, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, Trumpet of the Swan, The Life and Times of Space-faring Sloths 
Favorite authors: J.R.R Tolkien, Rick Riorden, Howard Pyle, E.B. White, Astronaut Sloth 
Favorite music albums: Da Sloth, Sloths in Space, SLOTH!, Slothstronaut, Everything about sloths 
Favorite music artists: Sloths to the Stars, Mossy Sleep, Who run the world? (Sloths), Slotho S. Slothson, Slothina 
Favorite movies: The Court Jester, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Despicable Me 2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, God's Not Dead 
Favorite movie stars: Danny Kay, Laurel and Hardey, Monty Python, Marx Brothers, Slothy McSlothstronaut 
Favorite TV shows: Hogan's Heroes, Mchale's Navy, Duck Dynasty, Get Smart, Looney Tunes 
Favorite actors: Larry Hovis, John Banner, Werner Klemperer, Spacey Sloth, SLOTHOONOO 
Favorite gadgets: Laptop, PS3, Telivision, Rocketship, Sloth Groomer 
Favorite hobbies: Hotel Card Collecting, Chess, Stratego, Petting Sloths, Flying to Space 

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