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There is a cholera epidemic in Haiti.
There are children in South America as young as nine carrying around heavy machine guns.
There are 43.6 million people in the United States living in poverty.
There is a global economic crisis going on.
There is a drug war happening...
I dreamed I turned into a bird one day.
Just grew some wings and flew away.
On and on into the deep blue sky
Only wanting to fly and fly.
Alas! All dreams must end someday
But I still want to fly,
fly
away....
There once was a boy named Lyle.
He had a pointy toothed smile.
He swam in the deep
Staying underneath
Lyle the crocodile.
One day our croc was hungry.
So hungry it wasn’t funny.
He swam and swam
But he could only find spam
Which ruined the day for poor Lyle....
Just a lonely boat.
No people.
Just the open ocean.
Why are you sitting there, decrepit old boat?
Where did you come from?
Where have you been?
What stories could you tell?
It must have been such fun,
Being a boat.
Not having to worry about very much.
Except floating.
And where the fish a...
Loves me
Loves me not
Loves me
Loves me not
Thoughts swirling round my head
In never ending circles
Loves me
Loves me not
Says he does
Does he really?
Around and around
Until I am dizzy
I guess I will never really know
If he loves me
Or loves me not...
I heave a contented sigh as I watch the characters on the screen doing something but not paying enough attention to know what. He puts his arm around and I breathe him in. I lean my head on his shoulder and close my eyes, wishing this moment could never end. I smile up at him and to my surprise a...
Unless you live under a rock or in a cave, the chances are you have heard of Justin Bieber (from here out I will abbreviate as JB so my laziness doesn’t have to type as much). If not, I will fill you in. JB is a 16 year old pop-R&B singer who makes the hearts of tween and teenage girls everyw...