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Sneak King

February 3, 2016
By The8bitkid GOLD, Bakersfield, California
The8bitkid GOLD, Bakersfield, California
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Favorite Quote:
"Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow know what you truly want to become."



-Steve Jobs


Sneak king is...well, Sneak king. There’s no other way to describe the creepiness that fast food chain Burger king gave us. Before I start, here’s a biography, and how I found the game. Sneak king was released in 2006 to basically just advertise themselves to the gaming market. The game didn’t do sell well though, and that was because it was only sold IN a Burger king, not Gamestop or Walmart or any other store. So if you never went to burger king at the time, you probably didn’t get it. Might I also mention you got the game free if you bought a burger there. Most people know about the game, but never played it since now the game’s a joke. But now, I found it in a DOLLAR STORE. I was looking through the store for something I might want, Then I saw an Xbox 360 case. I grabbed it because I collect video games, but I was curious about the game, so I bought it. But curiosity killed the cat though…

Story:
You’re giving people food but you have to sneak up on them first. End of story. I’m not joking . You kind of play as the king, but not really. You’re actually just a man in a burger king mascot suit. You never see the man though, and him just out of the restaurant sneaking up on people is just a little unnerving. You could say this is the true story of five nights at freddy’s. “One day, a man snuck out of the Burger King he worked in still in his suit. He started stalking various people and scaring them with calorie filled food. He was in the trash cans, waiting to fill his next victim with a Whopper.” Yup, definitely the beginning of FNAF

Gameplay:
You do the same thing over and over again, scare people with a burger. This game plays like a cheap version of Metal Gear solid. You have to hide not letting anyone see you, spot a hungry victim, wait till they come near(Which can take HOURS), jump out at them, and give them food. The creepiest thing though, is The mask. If you press a button, you go into first person view. You can only see out of the masks Eyes and have to hear the person's heavy breathing. Definitely inspired some of FNAF2’s mechanics

Visuals   
Some of the worst graphics on the Xbox. Even if you play the Newer version on Xbox 360 rather than the original, It still looks like something on the ps1.

Score:
This whole game is just bad. There’s no redeeming qualities to it to other than it being a joke. Save your dollar, and eventually you’ll get a much better game. This game gets a 2/10


The author's comments:

My reviews are to help people get the game that best suits them(and help them avoid things like this). 7-10 0n the rating scale is good to amazing, while 6-1 is bad to awful.


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