Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

June 4, 2012
By evanrex22 BRONZE, Nooksack, Washington
evanrex22 BRONZE, Nooksack, Washington
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Thy forehead is of utmost prominence
Curls of hazelnut hair woven about
Thoroughly refuting others’ nonsense
Constantly torturing with terrible clout

Thy glory day isn’t long to arrive
The king’s crown shall soon be atop your head
Remove “to the” and you are sure to thrive
Assistant Regional Manager instead

Never has one showed such grave devotion
To another of such vapidity
Not seeking, but deserving promotion
With no feelings of mercy or pity

Thou art the greatest man in history
Dwight K. Schrute could save the world, if needs be

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