The Gay Agenda

Close your legs, ladies the lesbian has arrived
To steal you from your boo-bear, your sweet pea, your honey-pie.

Close your mouths gentlemen before you let those gay boys in
With their burly arms, pretty eyes, that smooth talk and that chiseled chin.

They're hungry for attention, and they get just what they want
They'll take your pets, they'll take kids, and take your spouse, so nonchalant.

Before you try to fight them, there's something you should know;
The more you try to hide from them, the stronger they grow.

This gay agenda, they'll shove it in your face.
They say they want equality, but that's not in my data base.

The gay agenda they'll suffer for their sins
Let's treat 'em like those voodoo dolls and stuff 'em full of straw and pins.

Don't let them in your bathroom they're doing it for fun.
'Cause obviously they are worse than someone with a gun

"express yourself" "Be who you are" "be who you want to be"
Unless that you does not line up with couples on TV

Your daddy left your mommy for a really pretty boy
Now mommy's in the bedroom playing with her grownup toys

If someone has two daddies don't let them play with your youth
Or are you just afraid that they will find out the truth?

This is the gay agenda, they'll shove it in your face.
They say they want equality, but that's not in my data base.

The gay agenda they'll suffer for their sins
Let's treat 'em like those voodoo dolls and stuff 'em full of straw and pins.

This gay agenda, they'll shove it in your face.
They say they want equality, but that's not in my data base.

The gay agenda they'll suffer for their sins
Let's treat 'em like those voodoo dolls and stuff 'em full of straw and pins.