Pet a snake out of whim

Swallow shampoo for the fruity taste
Show off your driving license
promise a pickup when it's level three

[Refrain:]
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Blow your hair while still in bath
Tease a baseball player with your math
Feed a lion with an apple core
Do burpees while riding the elevator

[Refrain]

Forget to feed your cats
Ask a random lady her size
Skip flossing for three weeks straight
And then go to see your online date

[Refrain]
Drink thirty one cups of coffee
Set your pet spiders free
Take selfies with a bear
I wonder, if I have secret super power(jumping off a cliff)

[Refrain]

Put on your michigan shorts in colombus
Start studying the night before the exams
Eat grilled cheese with lactose intolerance
Poke your finger at a crowd of jellyfish
Accelerate at every single stop sign

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die