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Walked into our math class crying,
I asked "What's wrong, is it because of today's test?"
You said "Nothing," and turned your head, but I'm not buying,
Girl, you better cheer up, I can't copy your work if you're not at your best.
I don't mean to come off as selfish,
But this guy keeps ruining our vibe.
And this might sound a little cliche,
But honey, you can find a better guy!
One who cheats on his math tests and not his relationship,
Can keep a promise when he makes a date and will not skip.
He's always in the halls with that dumb-headed blond,
You never believe it when you see it, more minutes that you're being conned.
I'm partnered with him in biology and he's always asking to study this one girl,
It's so awkwardly disgusting it makes me want to hurl.
If he was a real boyfriend he would stay faithful and true,
But he's just an airhead who doesn't deserve you.
Your make-up is dripping on your paper,
It's kind of hard to read your work.
What's number four; I can't find the answer?
I'm probably being a bit rude considering you're hurt.
Caught your boyfriend out in the hallway,
He was making-out with that brunette chick.
Overheard him saying he was dumping you today,
You need to find a dude who's not so sick!
One who cheats on his math tests and not his relationship,
Can keep a promise when he makes a date and will not skip.
He's always in the halls with that dumb-headed blond,
You never believe it when you see it, more minutes that you're being conned.
I'm partnered with him in biology and he's always asking to study this one girl,
It's so awkwardly disgusting it makes me want to hurl.
If he was a real boyfriend he would stay faithful and true,
But he's just an airhead who doesn't deserve you.
I just finished my first page,
You're already handing yours in.
I know you're feeling some rage,
But I'm still stuck on ten.
If he makes you so mad,
Why not get him back?
I'd be happy to help, actually, I would be really glad,
But in return for some answers so my grade isn't marked in black.
Take it from me and find a new guy,
One who isn't always coming up with a lie.
One who cheats on his math tests and not his relationship,
Can keep a promise when he makes a date and will not skip.
He's always in the halls with that dumb-headed blond,
You never believe it when you see it, more minutes that you're being conned.
I'm partnered with him in biology and he's always asking to study this one girl,
It's so awkwardly disgusting it makes me want to hurl.
If he was a real boyfriend he would stay faithful and true,
But he's just an airhead who doesn't deserve you.
Walked into our math class smiling,
Does this mean I won't flunk today?
A cute looked appeared on your face when I started sighing,
You whispered in my ear, "Get ready to receive an A."



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