T. Swiftly - I Am Never Ever Going Back To Email

October 19, 2012
By Deeerose BRONZE, Boston, Massachusetts
Deeerose BRONZE, Boston, Massachusetts
2 articles 0 photos 5 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Obedient women are never remembered in history."


I remember when I signed up the first time?
Saying this is it, I've got an email, awesome!
I hadn’t used you in a day?
When you, said you, need more space, what?!

Then I sign back on again and say
I can’t believe I made it without email today!
Trust me, that’s the worst mistake I ever made, I say,
“I love it,” I go back on, then more spam, “I hate it.”

Oooh – I signed off again last night?
But oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you?
I am never ever ever going back to email?
I am never ever ever going back to email
I’ll go back to texting my
Friends who actually talk to me?
But I am never ever ever ever going back to email!?
Like ever...??

I'm really gonna miss emailing my mom
Guess I, just need to get her the new Droid
And set her up with texting, tell her forget email -
Oh look, her phone’s much cooler than mine!

Oooh – I signed off again last night?
But oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you?
I am never ever ever going back to email?
I am never ever ever going back to email
I’ll go back to texting my
Friends who actually talk to me?
But I am never ever ever ever going back to email!

I used to think, that I, would use email forever ever ever?
But I didn’t know what spam email was..?

Huh? I signed on and it said I won free money?
And I’m like, what, is this like real? Oh my god! What?
NOOOOOOO!

Oooh – I signed off again last night?
But oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you?
I am never ever ever going back to email?
I am never ever ever going back to email
I’ll go back to texting my
Friends who actually talk to me?
But I am never ever ever ever going back to email!

I, oooh, oooh, never using email!
Oh, I hate spam email!
I’ll go back to texting my
Friends who talk to me?
But I am never ever ever ever going back to email!


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(This is the edited/updated version of my original submission)

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on Oct. 30 2012 at 5:13 pm
Deeerose BRONZE, Boston, Massachusetts
2 articles 0 photos 5 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Obedient women are never remembered in history."

Thank you! :)

on Oct. 30 2012 at 5:10 pm
Deeerose BRONZE, Boston, Massachusetts
2 articles 0 photos 5 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Obedient women are never remembered in history."

Haha, oh thank you!

on Oct. 30 2012 at 10:09 am
MarieAntoinette2014 DIAMOND, Scottsburg, Indiana
54 articles 2 photos 238 comments

Favorite Quote:
Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones that love us.

hahaha. That's great. :D

on Oct. 30 2012 at 9:17 am
Jordan-Tyler GOLD, Worcester, Massachusetts
16 articles 6 photos 9 comments

Favorite Quote:
Be yourself and you can be anything
Inspiration is a big thought that can come from little ideas.

lol love it.

on Oct. 30 2012 at 8:19 am
Deeerose BRONZE, Boston, Massachusetts
2 articles 0 photos 5 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Obedient women are never remembered in history."

Haha, yes it is! I wrote this for my Composition 101 class. Thank you :)

on Oct. 29 2012 at 8:28 pm
TaylorWintry DIAMOND, Carrollton, Texas
72 articles 0 photos 860 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby." - Unknown

Hey, is this a knockoff on Taylor Swift's song? I love it! So creative. :) Keep writing!


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