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Chicken: A Rock Opera

(soft, acoustic melody)
chicken: I am the chicken
that lays the magic eggs
bawk bawk
(harder music)
government guy: kill the chicken
(softer music)
c: don't kill me ba-kaww
(harder music)
g: don't listen to it
it's a chicken
kill it
kill it
ki-ill iiiiiit (music gets softer as he holds the note)
c: I am the chicken
that lays the magic eggs
I don't deserve death
I'm just a chicken
that lays the magic eggs
what's wrong with that?
(harder music)
g: somebody shut that thing up
for good
if its not dead by sundown
I'll kill you all
and it
(softer music)
c: what a quagmire
if I die, I die
if I live, I die
I don't really want to die
(upbeat music)
boy: I'm going to kill the chicken
so everyone won't die
I don't know what it did
and I really don't care
the man said to kill it
and I don't want to die
(softer music)
c:neither do I
but how to avoid it?
I've got it
I'll kill the man
I'm safe if he's gone
but what about the boy?
he makes his way here as I speak
(upbeat music)
b: I'm going to the kill the chicken
la la la la la
gonna have some mcnuggets tonight
(softer music)
c: I'm going to kill them
g: the chicken is indeed very powerful
he already killed a boy that was looking for him
what if he comes for me next?
c: your time has come
g: but why?
c: yes, why?
die! (music intensifies)
(instrumental for a while as the chicken goes on his MURDEROUS FIERY KILLING SPREE MWAH HA HA)
g: this is why
he had to die
the villagers
that kid and me
this chicken kills
relentlessly
he's lost his mind
when will he stop?
he'll kill and kill
until he drops
c: why, oh why
should I ever die?
I'm a god
my eggs can do anything
no one can escape
it makes me want to sing!
b: I think I know why now
this sucks like nothing has ever sucked before
c: die, burn, die
bawk bawk
die, burn, die
bawk bawk
I'll burn it all
the ashes shall be mine
they couldn't live with me
so I'll just live alone
I don't need no minions
I don't need no throne
die, burn, die
bawk bawk
die, burn, die
bawk ba-kaw
(same music from beginning)
I am the chicken
that lays the magic eggs
I am the chicken
that lays the magic eggs
eggs for me
for there's no one else
I'll never die
I'll never die
they'll never kill me



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