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parody: Do Your Pants Hang Low? ^.^

(sung to the melody of “Do Your Ears Hang Low?”)


Do your pants hang low?
Held up by a studded belt
Do you show your boxers off?
Pink, white, blue, or polka-dots

Do you wear baggy pants?
Like a guy just out of jail
Do your pants hang low?

Do you stagger left and right?
Bend your knees to keep your balance
Do you try to act so Gansta?
Try to act just like the rest



Have your pants fallen down?
To your feet upon the floor

Do your pants hang low?





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MissPiglette said...
May 15, 2010 at 9:35 am
Hahaha, wow! This is really a twist of reality. :P
 
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