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February 6, 2011
By Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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I wished for super cool superstar
A rocker guy with a neat-o guitar,
I gave you the time of day,
But Rock-Band is all you play.
I hope you get hit by a falling car.

© Adam B., Highland Village, TX

The author's comments:
This is my first attempt at a limerick :P I know its pretty stupid but its FUNNY stupid hopefully, as limericks are meant to be funny.
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This article has 16 comments.

Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 8:55 am
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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Haha you're right, there ARE some pretty big A-holes. Thanks for the comment :)
WishfulDoer GOLD said...
on Jun. 25 2011 at 11:24 pm
WishfulDoer GOLD, Portland, Oregon
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Favorite Quote:
If ignorance is bliss, why is our country so complicated?

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This is hilarious, and I feel this way about so many people. (I know that sounds bad, but there're some pretty big A-holes out there.) I love it.
Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Jun. 1 2011 at 5:58 pm
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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Thanks for the comment :) And I'm ready to be outta high school too. I like english, but not half as much as I like writing poetry :)
jamesacolson PLATINUM said...
on Jun. 1 2011 at 10:16 am
jamesacolson PLATINUM, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, Courage to change the things i can, and Wisdom to know the difference. "

"Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak; Since birth it has been a sign that you are alive."

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no,this is not stupid at all. I am so loving the last line. it would be conducive for you to do your dance at the time which is now, and the last line is exactly what i would say to someone but that was a fun line.i am a junior in high school too i hate school thourgh. my teacher dont understand why i hate english but i like to write poetry. it makes no sense at all.
Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Apr. 4 2011 at 10:00 pm
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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I like it!:) Thanks
Boosflash DIAMOND said...
on Apr. 4 2011 at 8:13 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Papillion, Nebraska
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Favorite Quote:
What the front door.

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=your welcome captain, do your dance.
Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Mar. 23 2011 at 5:32 pm
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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Haha translation please? :)
Boosflash DIAMOND said...
on Mar. 23 2011 at 11:17 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Papillion, Nebraska
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
What the front door.

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oh...well the i guess alot of you guys go unboosted. de rien captain. fait ta danse.
Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Mar. 22 2011 at 3:15 pm
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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Its not so much that I'm DOWN as it is that little things boost my mood and your comment was probably the best boost I got all day :P
Boosflash DIAMOND said...
on Mar. 22 2011 at 12:06 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Papillion, Nebraska
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
What the front door.

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de rien captain. everybody on teenink always says that. man, you guys are really down.
Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Mar. 21 2011 at 5:13 pm
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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Hahaha thanks! :D this comment pretty much made my day! :P
Boosflash DIAMOND said...
on Mar. 21 2011 at 11:39 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Papillion, Nebraska
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
What the front door.

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no, not stupid. I am so loving the last line. it would be conducive for you to do your dance at the time which is now.
Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Feb. 27 2011 at 1:37 pm
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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Haha thanks :DD I might do a few more....
Alcanno DIAMOND said...
on Feb. 27 2011 at 1:36 pm
Alcanno DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
59 articles 0 photos 670 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is
made up of."

-- Bruce Lee

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Thanks Elly :)
alanacarlene DIAMOND said...
on Feb. 27 2011 at 12:45 pm
alanacarlene DIAMOND, Mexia, Texas
55 articles 15 photos 592 comments

Favorite Quote:
Silence screams too honestly and loudly.
-Alex (aka GangstaEyes)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two equals four.
-Winston Smith '1984'
Don't go wishin' your life away...
-Daddy S2
"What a drag it was to be limited by reality."

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Hehe! yep! you definately pulled off the funny! I loved it and got a chuckle out of it! I think you should do some more limericks! :DDDDDDD cuz this one was grrrrreat!
ellyncannon PLATINUM said...
on Feb. 24 2011 at 10:15 am
ellyncannon PLATINUM, Mexia, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
<3

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Haha. I love it. Keep doing limericks. They're great. :)

God bless!