Famous Quotes Made into Limericks for the Sake of Irony

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To bed every night you must run.
Make sure you wake up with the sun.
As such a strict routine,
will make you rich and clean,
and wiser than men who have fun.

Money and knowledge are power,
so a million bucks an hour
must then be the same
as one able to claim
to have discovered a flower.

So I took the untaken path
but now I just wish for a bath,
as the road was not paved
and so much mud I braved
while I bared mother nature's wrath.


Attach your wagon to a star;
It will make sure you go quite far.
But don't tell it which way
to carry you each day,
as it does not steer like a car.





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